jason (FA-Q)

I've been checkin' out 'On Through The Night' and 'High 'N' Dry'. High N Dry is a classic!

Got Milk? A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drives in and comes to the door. "Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milk weed in your pasture. Would mind if I went out and got some milk?" "You don't get milk from milk weed!" the farmer replied. "Oh yes" said the young man. "I have a degree in Agriculture from Texas A&M, so I know all about it." "Well, help yourself." said the farmer. He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with two buckets full of milk. The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch when the same young man drove up. "Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk, I noticed you had some honeysuckle in the fence row. I wondered if you would mind if I got some honey?" "You don't get honey from honeysuckle!" said the farmer. Again the young man explained about his degree so the farmer agreed to let him collect some honey. Soon the young man came back to his car with two buckets full of honey. The next day the same young man drove up to he farmer's house. "Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you had some pussy willow down by the creek." The farmer said "Let me get my shoes and I'll go with you."

I got one for ya!..... T-Bone walks into a bar with no pants on. The bartender turns to T-Bone and says,..... "T-Bone, why do you keep coming in here with no pants on? You fuckin' pin-dick!" HA! HA! HA!...... That was a good one! LOL!

I haven't heard any of it yet, just a little bit on the radio. It sounds like you think it's worth getting. I'll have to pick it up.

zzzz zzzzzzZZzzz...... huh?...... Oh! I'm sorry, were you saying something? Don't try and be funny, that's my job.

I just picked up the new AC/DC re-issued albums, 'Fly On The Wall' & 'Flick Of The Switch'. They have been remastered and sound incredible! I still need to get the new Powerman 5000.

T-Bone I just did the tit test....... I got 9 out of 12 right. You know what thou? That's just fine if I didn't get them all right, because I wouldn't touch any of those fuckin' ugly racks! Sorry T-Bone! I don't mean to put down your entire family like that, but those tits were fucking disgusting!!!! The only thing I am wondering is, which set were yours?

Let's face it... All the drivers take their turns putting their foot in their mouth. By the way... Since 1985 or so, Ford has only won 3 Nascar Championships. Once in 1988, 1992 and again in 1999. Since 1985 Chevy has won 11 Nascar Championships. 1985, 1986, 1987, 1990, 1991, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, and 2001. AND!..... More than likely they will win again this year as well. and just for the record, Pontiac won the championship in 1989, 2000, and 2002.

66 Mustang, You're just pissed because Chevy kick Fords ass all day long. Chevy finished with 5 cars in the top 9, and ford had 1. I haven't always like Jeff Gordon, but he was right! Jeff's car was faster at the end, but he knew that if he tried to pass Robbie they would both reck, and Jeff couldn't afford to spin out. He is second in the point now and is making a charge for the championship. None of the drivers like Robbie, because he has to hit everyone inorder to pass them. Don't get me wrong.... I love to see them "trade paint," but Robbie has no finesse.

Okay..... here is a joke that dates back to the 1940's.......... How many jews can you fit in a V-W?..... Two in the front, two in the back, and three in the ashtray. Okay, that was pretty bad........ So what!...........

T-Bone Soooooo...... buddy......... Tell me. which park bench are you going to be sleeping on this holiday weekend? HA! HA! What is this shit - #500???? Is that showing just how pathetic you are? 500 posts! Good God!!! I think I have only posted about 17 or 18 times? I can't believe what a loser you are for posting 500 times! Oh well, have a happy holiday anyway!

Oh yeah! well I'm well rounded too!..... Sleaze rock: 1. Buckcherry 2. Faster Pussycat 3. Sea Hags 4. Junkyard 5. Guns N Roses Classic Rock: 1. AC/DC 2. Aerosmith 3. Nazareth 4. Foghat 5. U.F.O. New Rock: 1. Black Label Society 2. Union Underground 3. Powerman 5000 4. Econoline Crush 5. Dust For Life Country: 1. Waylon Jennings 2. Johnny Cash 3. Merle Haggard 4. Steve Earl 5. Travis Tritt Southern Rock: 1. The Four Horsemen 2. Blackfoot 3. Flies On Fire 4. The Black Crows 5. Moon Dog Mane Hair bands: 1. Skid Row 2. Tora Tora 3. Cinderella 4. Kix 5. Britny Fox Pop Rock: 1. Kid Rock 2. Uncle Cracker 3. Matchbox 20 4. Sheryl Crow 5. Train Heavy Metal: 1. Pantera 2. Megadeth 3. Metal Church 4. Metallica 5. Iron Maiden Grunge Rock: 1. Soundgarden 2. Alice In Chains 3. Temple Of The Dog 4. Soul Asylum 5. Stone Temple Pilots

Okay, I got one fo' ya........ Why do women have two sets of lips?......... So they can piss and moan at the same time! HA! HA! (I crack me up!)

HEY! Has anyone heard a band called Audio Adrenaline? They are a christian rock band and they have a really cool song called 'I'm Not The King'. It's off their 1996 album 'Bloom'. Check it out, it's a pretty good song. (I love that riff!)

Hey Jack-asses!..... I'm over at a friends house (Pete) right now and we are going to list his top 5 albums that he has been listening to lately. 1. Nickleback - Silverside Up 2. Incubus - Morning View 3. CCR - s/t 4. Bauhaus - Bela Lugosi's Dead 5. AC/DC - Let There Be Rock/Powerage

HARD TO BELIEVE! I was walking through a Best Buy store yesterday and I was going up and down the CD aisles and there it was!! Faster Pussycat's first album on CD for $11.99! I couldn't believe it! I have always loved that album, but I only had it on tape, I also had a "burned" CD of it. I never got the real CD because I couldn't find it. I bought it and it's now on the rotation!!! The Rotation: 1. Faster Pussycat - Faster Pussycat 2. Buckcherry - Time Bomb 3. Black Label Society - The Blessed Hellride 4. Pantera - Reinventing The Steel

T-Bone, For your own safety, I'll pretend I didn't hear that!

Shut up T-Bone, I'll do the talkin' here! Lynne, cool stuff dude! Do you like bands like..... 1. Black Label Society 2. The Union Underground 3. Powerman 500 4. Dry Kill Logic Just wondering if you have checked out these bands at all. They are along the same lines as the bands you had mentioned, only they are a hell of alot better than 'Nine Inch Turd' - 'Cum Staind' and 'Korn (in my shit)'. Let me guess.... you are about 17 years old, right?.... If you are into the new "rock" than at least lissen to the bands out there that are worth a shit, like Black Label Society & Dry Kill Logic.

The past few days I have been lissening to Dream Theater - Images and Words. "Pull Me Under I'm Not Afraid" "Every Step Brings Me One Less To My Last....."

I made a Rhino Bucket CD a while ago and titled it ~One Night Stand~. Don't know how many of you are Rhino Bucket fans, but the CD I made turned out pretty good. Anyone recognize any of these songs? Track listing: 1. Scratch 'N' Sniff 2. The Devil Sent You 3. Beg For Your Love 4. No Friend Of Mine 5. Hey There 6. One Night Stand 7. Ride With Yourself 8. Shot Down 9. Too Much Talk 10. Blow By Blow 11. Mad Maggie 12. She's A Screamer 13. I'd Rather Go Insane

Just popped in Child's Play - Rat Race for the first time in a couple of years. I still hate those two songs that the drummer sings. I never liked his voice, and those songs as a whole are shit! There are a bunch of others on there that a really good though, like... Rat Race, My Bottle, Knock Me Out, Bang Bang, Wind, and Day After Night.

I can't believe you have been allowed to post 50 times. Knock! Knock!.... Who's there?...... Jimmy-bo...... Fuck you, go away!..... HA! HA!... I just keep getting funnier!!

TIM!! Wake up and read my jokes!!

Ok, since I'm a big AC/DC fan, I have made up a joke ! Knock! Knock!..... Who's there?........ "who made"........ Who Made, Who?....... HA! HA! HA!

Have you heard of the new over height rap star? His name is, 2 Fat Fo Sure (get it!?... 2 pac shakur -> 2 Fat Fo Sure) I'm makin' 'em up as I go, whadda ya think?