Joe died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, T-Bone and TIM. The three men had always done everything together.
T-Bone arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, T-Bone said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over, and T-Bone said, "Nope, ain't Joe."
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought TIM in to identify the body. TIM took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and TIM said, "No, it ain't Joe."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
TIM said, "Well, Joe had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Joe with them two assholes.'"
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