TIM

I shall fart in thy general direction. (Monty Python- Search For The Holy Grail) Is that the African or European swallow? Reply: I don't know. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh (thrown off bridge). *Hey Christine, got the knights covered on the first page. That movie is a must.

She offered to nuke my corndog, man! (Multicplicity)

Yeah, that's where I thought it was from. I agree Cap., many Clint Eastwood/ James Bond ones I could go with. Had an Eastwood quote for my signature not too long ago. ...Tim Responsibility is a heavy responsibility, man.

Jaybird, what was that first one from? I remember that quite well. ...Tim

It's those little jelly donuts callin' me in the middle of the night "Hollywooood, Hollywooood..come get me Hollywood." (Mannequin) Frau Blücher: Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring? Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: No. Thank you. Frau Blücher: Some varm milk... perhaps? Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: No, thank you very much. Frau Blücher: Ovaltine? Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Nothing. Thank you. I'm a little tired. Frau Blücher: Then I vill say... goodnight. Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Goodnight, Frau Blucher (horse whinnies) (Young Frankenstein) Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in? Igor: And you won't be angry? Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry. Igor: Abby someone. Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who? Igor: Abby Normal. Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Abby Normal? Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name. Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Do you mean to tell me that I put an abnormal brain into an, 8 foot tall, 300 pound, GORILLA? (Starts strangling Igor) (Young Frankenstein)

Isn't it "I'm Your Huckleberry?" Seemed like it was. ...Tim

Hey man...don't be stickin' no bananna in my tailpipe! (Eddie Murphy- Beverly Hills Cop) Crime is a disease. Meet the cure. (Stallone- Cobra)

Kaboom! (shotgun goes off). The dishes are done maan! (Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead) We are the knights who say NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! (Monty Python: Search For The Holy Grail)

If I were half the man I was five years ago- I'd take a flame-thrower to this place! (Al Pacino- Scent Of A Woman) Playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals. (Charlie Sheen- Hot Shots) Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-optictical pupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me! (Hot Shots)

I just got Chase- In Pursuit. I'll try it out. Been wondering about it for years, but passed on it. ...Tim

I like all of those bands except Jaded Heart, no offence man. I like it better than Pissed though. ...Tim

I may have a cdr of them hanging around somewhere, but not for sure. Who do you compare them to? ...Tim

What's not working? I didn't give a fuck in the first place. Any other brilliant remarks? ...Tim

Actually, I liked Paradise alright. Just nothing special. Pissed is grungy. Go back to your Nirvana. Just the step they needed before they completely turned their backs in the next album. ...Tim

Nope, I really meant it- IT FUCKIN' SUCKS! It takes more than that to get Jim down, but I ain't finished with the fucker yet. By the way Jim, you ain't man enough to force me to shut up, so shut you're damn trap boy. Yep, those both suck MJ. ...Tim

Pissed sucks- just like you. What a piece of grungy shit. Paradise was boring- parted with it ages ago. Send me my cds and I might slack up on the bitchin'. Well, maybe not- it's too damn fun! ...Tim

Hope you didn't pay too much for that Under Neath What, hsf. I can find it in every pawn shop in town around here. ...Tim.

ENTER In- Petra

SHOUT It Out- Shotgun Messiah

MOVIN' On- Bad Company

Hot Little SUMMER Girl- Enuff Z'Nuff

Bad Seamstress BLUES- Cinderella

Don't WALK Away- Firehouse

1,000 Times A DAY- SingSing

There's Only One Way To ROCK- Van Halen