Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl,
were driving down the road drinking
a couple of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey
thar up ahead, Earl, it's a po-lice
roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer
drinkin' these here beers!!"
"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said,
"We'll just pull over and finish
drinkin' these beers, peel off the
labels and stick 'em on our foreheads,
and throw the bolltles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just le me do the talkin', OK?" Earl
said.
Well, they finished their beers, peeled
the labels off and stuck them on their
foreheads and threw the empty bottles
under the seat.
When they reached the roadblock,
the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin?"
"NO SIR," Earl said. "We're on the PATCH!"