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  3. Lost - Season Premier January 31st

    in Exquisite Entropy

    Posted

    As soon as Kate's lawyer mentioned that they needed to bring "him" into the courtroom as a show of her character, and she said that she didn't want her son to be part of this, I just knew it was Aaron. That exchange wouldn't have made quite as much sense if it were her own child, but, if she had become mother for a child whose own mother could no longer care for it.... it made perfect sense. :tumbsup:

     

    Some random thoughts/questions...

     

    Anyone else wondering why someone hasn't caught Locke off guard and just whipped the immortal dogshit outta him? :tumbsup:

     

    I think both Claire and Juliette are hotter than Kate. :yikes:

     

    I'm still thinking that it's going to be Michael in the casket

     

    What's Penny been up to since speaking with Charlie? Scouring the Earth looking for Desmond I would hope...

     

    Ahh... I love this show. :banana:

     

    I was just sitting here thinking about Lost. It occurred to me that it was Michael in the casket. I was headed here to post and you beat me. Two reasons I think it's Michael. His name has been in the credits recently and the clipping Jack was holding during the season 3 finale said something about being survived by a teenage son. It would also explain why no one except Jack went to the viewing as they are all bitter about the betrayal. Wouldn't it be crazy if ben had Sayid cap Michael? I also think that Ben's mole on the boat could be Michael. Just a thought.

     

    If Michael is Ben's mole that would be crazy.

     

    I can't wait until Michael returns to the show in April.

     

     

    I can't wait until someone kills the bastard who shot Ana Lucia....

  6. Joke

    in Exquisite Entropy

    Posted

    Daddy's Rules for Dating

     

    Rule One:

    If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package,

    because you're sure not picking anything up.

     

    Rule Two:

    You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long

    as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes

    or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them..

     

    Rule Three:

    I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear

    their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.

    Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are

    complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue,

    so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear

    showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in

    order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course

    of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten

    your trousers securely in place to your waist.

     

    Rule Four:

    I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a

    'Barrier method' of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes

    to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

     

    Rule Five:

    It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we

    should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do

    not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of

    when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only

    word I need from you on this subject is: 'early.'

     

    Rule Six:

    I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date

    other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.

    Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to

    date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I

    will make you cry.

     

    Rule Seven:

    As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and

    more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time

    for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her

    makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge

    . Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like

    changing the oil in my car?

     

    Rule Eight:

    The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places

    where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places

    where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or

    happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my

    daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than

    overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat.

    Movies with a strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided; movies

    which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes

    are better.

     

    Rule Nine:

    Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged,

    dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the

    all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are

    going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole

    truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres

    behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

     

    Rule Ten:

    Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound

    of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near

    Hanoi . When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head

    frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter

    home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with

    both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear

    voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return

    to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face

    at the window is mine.

  7. Joke

    in Exquisite Entropy

    Posted

    A Canadian couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly

    icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their

    honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to

    coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Calgary and flew to

    Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The

    husband checked into the hotel.

     

     

     

    There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his

    wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and

    without realizing his error, sent the email to a wrong person!!

     

     

     

    Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her

    husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following

    a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from

    relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and

    fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the

    floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

     

     

     

    To: My Loving Wife

     

    Subject: I've Arrived

     

    Date: January 17, 2008

     

     

     

    I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and

    you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and

    have been checked in. I've seen that everything has been prepared for your

    arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!!!! Hope your

    journey is as uneventful as mine was. P. S. Sure is freaking hot down

    here!!!

  10. Lost - Season Premier January 31st

    in Exquisite Entropy

    Posted

    Anyone have any thoughts on last weeks episode?

     

    Siad working for Ben in the future was a hell of a twist.

    As was Hurley screwing over Siad and Kate.

     

    Anyone else notice that Harold Perrineau(Michael) has been listed on the cast all season?

    I just did a search and it looks like he shows up on the episode due to air April 24th in episode 9.

    I'm guessing it will be something in the future unless he comes back to help try to rescue them.

     

    Not sure why but I knew the person Sayed was reporting in to was Ben from the beginning.Just something my twisted mine wanted and expected. I also noticed the actor who played Michael was listed in the opening credits. So we have seen 4 of the Oeanic 6 at this point. Any guesses on the last 2? I don't count Ben because he wasn't on the flight. I say the last 2 are James/Sawyer and Claire. Just my guesses. No particular reasons. I am still wondering why the hell Jack keeps talking like hi father is alive in the future. I think that puzzles me ore than anything. Alternate reality perhaps. I was also questioning the polar bear skeleton found in the desert, but I remember someone saying there were Dharma bases all over or something like that. So I am chalking that up to the site of one of those bases for now.

     

     

    Does Claire count as 1 or 2..??? :) Anyway my guess on the last two are Juliette and Desmond.......

     

    But Juliette and Desmond weren't on the plane so they don't count.

     

    Another question is, when will Jack and Claire find out that they're half siblings?

     

     

    Damn I forgot about that..........okay my new picks are Sun and Walt...........

  13. Lost - Season Premier January 31st

    in Exquisite Entropy

    Posted

    Anyone have any thoughts on last weeks episode?

     

    Siad working for Ben in the future was a hell of a twist.

    As was Hurley screwing over Siad and Kate.

     

    Anyone else notice that Harold Perrineau(Michael) has been listed on the cast all season?

    I just did a search and it looks like he shows up on the episode due to air April 24th in episode 9.

    I'm guessing it will be something in the future unless he comes back to help try to rescue them.

     

    Not sure why but I knew the person Sayed was reporting in to was Ben from the beginning.Just something my twisted mine wanted and expected. I also noticed the actor who played Michael was listed in the opening credits. So we have seen 4 of the Oeanic 6 at this point. Any guesses on the last 2? I don't count Ben because he wasn't on the flight. I say the last 2 are James/Sawyer and Claire. Just my guesses. No particular reasons. I am still wondering why the hell Jack keeps talking like hi father is alive in the future. I think that puzzles me ore than anything. Alternate reality perhaps. I was also questioning the polar bear skeleton found in the desert, but I remember someone saying there were Dharma bases all over or something like that. So I am chalking that up to the site of one of those bases for now.

     

     

    Does Claire count as 1 or 2..??? :) Anyway my guess on the last two are Juliette and Desmond.......

  15. What CDs did you buy this week?

    in Dumpster Diving

    Posted

    Sebastian Bach.....Angel Down

    Jaded Heart..........Sinister Mind

    The Poodles..........Sweet Trade

    Joshua..................Intense Defense

    Giuntini Project......II

    Wildkard...............Megalomania

    Shy......................Excess All Areas

    Bad Habit..............Adult Orientation

    Dynasty................S/T

    Crash Alley...........Loud N' Ugly

    Bad Candy............Welcome Back to the Party

    Private Line...........21st Century Pirates

    Warryor................S/T

    Timepeace............S/T

    Third Degree.........S/T

    Harlot...................Room With A View

    Cane....................With A Smile

    Angel Easy............Lightning Strikes

    Journey................Infinity

    Toto.....................IV

  17. Lost - Season Premier January 31st

    in Exquisite Entropy

    Posted

    Anyone have any thoughts on last weeks episode?

     

    Siad working for Ben in the future was a hell of a twist.

    As was Hurley screwing over Siad and Kate.

     

    Anyone else notice that Harold Perrineau(Michael) has been listed on the cast all season?

    I just did a search and it looks like he shows up on the episode due to air April 24th in episode 9.

    I'm guessing it will be something in the future unless he comes back to help try to rescue them.

     

     

    Just when you think the twists can't get any twistyer ........ :lol: ...love this show...too bad shows with this amount of imagination are scarcer than honest politicians.....

  19. Science Fiction Fans!

    in Exquisite Entropy

    Posted

    the new one sucks, i mean Boomer and Starbuck are girls!! thats just not right..

     

    It DOES have that hot blonde Cylon-in-disguise-as-a-human chick though... whatever her name is...

     

    I was totally jacked when Sci-Fi brought "BSG" back, I remember being all psyched when I first watched the initial mini-series... I thought it was done well, but I haven't bothered with it since... it just wasn't "my" BSG, if ya know what I mean.

     

     

    We definitely view SciFi differently as I love the new BSG and the old one is rather irritating.... :whistle:

  20. Science Fiction Fans!

    in Exquisite Entropy

    Posted

    WOW is that ever bad.....I won't be watching it since I'm rather narrow minded when it comes to SciFi movies...if it's not serious or reasonably good I'm generally not interested.... <_<

     

    You, sir, obviously have no sense of kitsch. :lol:

     

    So...

     

     

     

     

     

    Much....

     

     

     

     

     

    CHEESE!!!!!!! :rofl2:

     

    OMG those clips were SO Bad they were actually GOOD!!!

     

    I KNEW you'd love it. :lol:

     

     

     

     

    Kitsch...isn't that Polish for "Oh my God that stinks" :lol:

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