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  1. XX Badboy.............Fire in the Hole

     

    Are you the one who out bid me? I thought for sure I would get a second chance offer but never got one.

     

     

    I don't think so...since I was the only one who bid on it...I got it for the base $9.99......the seller puts one up every week so give it another shot... :)

  2. Another great episode last night but it looks like Jake is gonna be a little trouble next week.

    I'm still blown away at Bonnie's death last week. This show has been great this season, I really hope they bring it back for another season. I did notice that they said 2 episodes left in the "season" and they didn't mention the word "series", at least not yet.

     

     

    Hopefully one of the cable channels will pick it up as I don't expect CBS to renew...like maybe the SciFi channel..........

  3. Revolution Riot......Blues For The Spiritually retarded

    Street Legal..........Thunderdome

    Straight Up...........Faster & Deeper

    The Shock............Pinultimate

    Journey................Frontiers

    Messano...............S/T

    Isom....................Hearts On Fire

    Rough Cutt...........Rough Cutt/Rough Cutt Wants You

    Scorpions.............Crazy World

    Zool.....................S/T

  4. MEN & WOMEN

     

     

     

    If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura,

    Kate and Sarah.

    If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other

    as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

     

    EATING OUT

    When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even

    though it's only for $32.50.

    None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they

    want change back.

    When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

     

    MONEY

    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

     

    BATHROOMS

    A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving

    cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.

    The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.

    A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

     

    ARGUMENTS

    A woman has the last word in any argument.

    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

     

    CATS

    Women love cats.

    Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

     

    FUTURE

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

     

    SUCCESS

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

     

    MARRIAGE

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

     

    DRESSING UP

    A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins,

    answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.

    A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

     

    NATURAL

    Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

     

    OFFSPRING

    Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.

    She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite

    foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

    A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

     

    THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

    A married man should forget his mistakes.

    There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

  5. Who's your best friend?

     

    Without a doubt, it's your dog, not your wife. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

     

    When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is barking at the front door….which one do you let in?

     

     

    Your dog….. because it will stop barking when it gets inside.

  6. Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

     

     

    In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

     

    The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

     

    She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

     

    The defense attorney nearly died.

     

    The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

    'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

  7. Here's some info courtesy of SciFi channel news....

     

     

    Jericho's Time Is Near

     

    Carol Barbee, executive producer of CBS' post-apocalyptic drama Jericho, told SCI FI Wire that this week is make-or-break time for the resurrected show--though she will try to find a new home for it if CBS goes ahead and cancels it after its current seven-episode second season runs its course.

     

    "I think this next airing will probably tell the tale," Barbee said in an interview at WonderCon in San Francisco on Feb. 24, referring to the upcoming Feb. 26 episode, "Jennings & Rall." "Our numbers have been OK, [but] not great. Our [demographic] has been very good; they've been very happy with that. But we'll see. ... If we trend up this week, I think we'll look pretty good. If we don't trend up, or if we stay the same, I think we'll have to wait and see what they want to do with us. I mean, they're going to air all seven; it's just a matter of how they feel about producing more."

     

    Barbee denied that CBS has told her the show is ending, notwithstanding speculation that the network has already designated the seventh episode the "series finale." (Just to be sure, of course, Barbee said producers have prepared two endings: one to wrap the series up and one with a bit of a cliffhanger that would propel the narrative into a third season.)

     

    Just in case CBS does pull the trigger on Jericho, Barbee said she's already begun looking for a new home on cable television. "There were other people who were interested in us to begin with, and now, I think, with the whole nuts [fan] campaign, and also with the amazing reviews that we've gotten for these seven episodes, I feel like we have made this franchise more valuable to a cable network who would want to take us on as a niche market," Barbee said. (The "nuts campaign" was a successful lobbying effort by Jericho fans, who mailed tons of peanuts to persuade CBS to bring the show back after the network canceled it after the first season.)

     

    "So I think it's very possible," Barbee added. "We obviously have a relationship now with SCI FI Channel, because they're running our previous episodes. So I think that's a natural place to start looking. But I think that ... there are other people who would be interested in the show if it doesn't continue on CBS." (SCI FI Channel hasn't said whether it would consider picking up Jericho or not at this point.)

     

    New episodes of Jericho air on CBS Tuesdays at 10 p.m. ET/PT. Reruns of the first season air on SCI FI Mondays at 10 p.m. --Patrick Lee, News Editor

  8. Being a Habs fan, I have to say Bob Gainey the teams GM is NOT a great trader. He didn't pick anything up the trade deadline.

     

     

    Sorry......now back to the real topic at hand.

     

     

    Oh I don't know....he did trade away his best goalie, probably just making room under the cap for next year.....I predict a first round knockout for Les Habitants..... :whistle:

     

    At least they should make the playoffs....unlike some Leafy team. (insert a NO WAVE CLAUSE smiley here)

     

     

    Living in Toronto does not make me a Leafs fan......I am in fact a long suffering Bruins fan....who for the moment are in the playoffs...just a few points behind the Habs... ;)

  9. Being a Habs fan, I have to say Bob Gainey the teams GM is NOT a great trader. He didn't pick anything up the trade deadline.

     

     

    Sorry......now back to the real topic at hand.

     

     

    Oh I don't know....he did trade away his best goalie, probably just making room under the cap for next year.....I predict a first round knockout for Les Habitants..... :whistle:

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