>> Monkey?
food?
organ grinder?
tiny bellhop uniform? <<
So he has an organ grinder (ouch!) and a uniform?? Wouldn't that make him a performer?? If so, there's gonna be marketing fees ... and yes, he's probably gonna wanna release a CD so I would definitely refer you to the thread where you can be told how to release an album for $1500.00. And THEN you have to worry about distribution fees and advertising.
This could be a VERRRRRY expensive purchase indeed. But, hey, if you works things out right you could probably collect a 20% mgmt fee on the poo flinger.
(HEY!!! He could form a band and call it the Poo Flingers ... and they could open for the Foo Fighters!!!!)