RockChick

I'm always singing away in the car to songs and thinking 'yeah that's how I feel'. So … what lyrics best describe you or make you wish they were about you? Obviously it depends what mood you're in, but I'm a sensitive soul so realistically it's Sarah McLachlan - Fumbling Towards Ecstasy - All the fear has left me now; I'm not frightened anymore It's my heart that pounds beneath my flesh it's my mouth that pushes out this breath and if I shed a tear I won't cage it - I won't fear love and if I feel a rage I won't deny it - I won't fear love But I wish I was naughtier, eg: Nickelback - Something in Your Mouth - (You naughty thing) You're ripping up the dance floor honey (You naughty woman) You shake your ass around for everyone (You're such a mover) I love the way you dance with anybody (The way you swing) And tease them all by sucking on your thumb You're so much cooler when you never pull it out 'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

Go easy on that lot - you don't want to have to rely on Jo manhandling your crutch(es) for you

I love his wife mooching round the kitchen just letting him get on with it. AH BLESS!

Placing Unwanted Kisses Ends Disastrously I G G S T

I'll take a Christmas kiss Sounds good, come on over here ya big lug! You're all welcome although less of the 'big lug' please

Congrats you little posting demon you ... the world is a better place for your contributions

Have a COOL YULE and big kisses to all my boys (and anyone else that wants one!)

I love that film ... although I've secretly got a bit of a 'thing' for John Malkovich but don't tell anyone.

Leaping Incessantly Makes Boobs Sag T O O L S

I got a bonus and a pay rise !!! 'Cos I'm feeling generous I thought I'd share the love and get a round in ...

Lucky Elves Massage Oily Nymphos I G G P T

Devils In Nighties Kiss Yokels P U F F S

I happen to think Matt's OK and if he wants to take part in some mutual carrot stabbing with me he's more than welcome!

Good job Widda keeping the love alive for us girlies. Norks rule !!