RockChick

I'm always singing away in the car to songs and thinking 'yeah that's how I feel'. So … what lyrics best describe you or make you wish they were about you? Obviously it depends what mood you're in, but I'm a sensitive soul so realistically it's Sarah McLachlan - Fumbling Towards Ecstasy - All the fear has left me now; I'm not frightened anymore It's my heart that pounds beneath my flesh it's my mouth that pushes out this breath and if I shed a tear I won't cage it - I won't fear love and if I feel a rage I won't deny it - I won't fear love But I wish I was naughtier, eg: Nickelback - Something in Your Mouth - (You naughty thing) You're ripping up the dance floor honey (You naughty woman) You shake your ass around for everyone (You're such a mover) I love the way you dance with anybody (The way you swing) And tease them all by sucking on your thumb You're so much cooler when you never pull it out 'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

Go easy on that lot - you don't want to have to rely on Jo manhandling your crutch(es) for you

I love his wife mooching round the kitchen just letting him get on with it. AH BLESS!

Placing Unwanted Kisses Ends Disastrously I G G S T

I'll take a Christmas kiss Sounds good, come on over here ya big lug! You're all welcome although less of the 'big lug' please

Congrats you little posting demon you ... the world is a better place for your contributions

Have a COOL YULE and big kisses to all my boys (and anyone else that wants one!)

I love that film ... although I've secretly got a bit of a 'thing' for John Malkovich but don't tell anyone.

Leaping Incessantly Makes Boobs Sag T O O L S

I got a bonus and a pay rise !!! 'Cos I'm feeling generous I thought I'd share the love and get a round in ...

Lucky Elves Massage Oily Nymphos I G G P T

Devils In Nighties Kiss Yokels P U F F S

I happen to think Matt's OK and if he wants to take part in some mutual carrot stabbing with me he's more than welcome!

Good job Widda keeping the love alive for us girlies. Norks rule !!

The Office is one of the best ever. I loved Tim - he sums up the whole dry British sense of humour in a nut shell (or in jelly if you prefer!). The US version was OK but once you've seen the best you forget the rest! My boss is totally David Brent - even down to the dancing / singing round the office. God help me!!

I loved Kenny although I was not always allowed to stay up and watch him so had to 'sneak a peak' when no-one was looking. I also loved Cleo Rocos who was in his shows. She still looks hot now - bitch !!

Perfect word to descibe this man ... C O C K

Double congratulations Glen

I have heard this said about you

I vote Joe - although I'm not bothered so long as 'er with the tits don't win.

Wow, pretty much summed up Australia there. I'm obviously the sole exception, sitting here in the office at a computer like a f*cking schmuck in this "job thingy" than no one else in Australia has, 'cause they're too busy sitting in the sun. Only going by the picture you used to represent your population. Not my fault if the only way you could prove your point was to Google a photo.

Shit - sort them - when did this happen? This explains why 'im indoors is always frowning at my CDs.

Are you trying to help prove my point on purpose??? The '24 Days and weeks Later' films are pretty cool but the rest of that list is EXACTLY why I despise British film. I can't think of worse movies than those. Then I guess the 'Saw' movies are Aussie films? Haha... I didn't realise you were one of them too. Oh well, I guess I can understand the reason for your anguish. Better luck next lifetime. PS. Nick C is the exception to the rule. One of the most handsome gentlemen I've ever seen. I guess there had to be one exception with a population like that. Okay, make it two. Goddamn that Tim (2)'s a hottie too. And I take the fact that Australians look like "dodgy looking people" as the highest compliment, coming from a Brit. "Dodgy looking Aussies": What the f**k is 'one of them'. Talk about xenophobic. OK so maybe we don't sit in the sun all day doing sweet FA but I can assure you there is no anguish in this chick.

I happen to think that men in the UK are way cool (like the weather) - you only have to look Nick, Jez and Wotty to see that. Gee thanks. Sorry hun but rather than list everyone I thought I'd just list the oldies 'cos they have to work harder at keeping their looks. (Did I get away with that one)

Stupid fuckin bitch got herself fuckin fired !!