Li§a

I'll crack them for you and even use my own baseball bat.... Just don't pull his finger!

See what happens when we leave the door open?

I had yesterday and today off, and all I wanna know is.... is it fuckin Friday yet??

I was at my sister's this weekend... went running, rode horses, played a few games on the Wii. She kept asking me if I wanted to play with her Wii Wii. Sometimes, she scares me

whatfuckinever.

They've been hanging around here for at least 3.5 years... and you're just starting to worry??

I'd rather have an after dinner mint.

Quit your fuckin bitchin'... you're one fuckin day closer than I am to Friday

Why don't you install you're own pesonal vending machine Lisa ?? Just think,your favourite coffee mixed in a variety of ways,and nothing beats that "machines ran out of sugar/coffee/hot water/milk/cups"feeling and the way you wait in anticipation,as at last,your finally tuned coffee mixture comes out,only to find the cup hasn't dropped properly,the drip-tray is full and it's spilt on the floor Better still,make a few hours supply and keep it in a Thermos...... Good plan, but I only drink one mug in the morning - which I brew straight into the mug. Granted, it's a mug the size of a small bucket... but just one mug

You don't have servants to take care of that for you? What the HELL is this world coming to... I dunno, but I'm sure it's going there in a handbasket!

I'm all for it if it means a 1-day work week

I want coffee..... but I'm too lazy to make it

Interestingly enough,"Bishops Finger" ale is made with REAL Bishops Fingers here in Thetford.. careful! You don't know where those fingers have been! What is spotted dick made with in Thetford? ...and what's with that Clotted Cream stuff??

I suppose that's possible. Don't you? Monkeys need antioxidants too, don't they?

Interestingly enough,"Bishops Finger" ale is made with REAL Bishops Fingers here in Thetford.. careful! You don't know where those fingers have been!

I suppose I should get fuckin busy and do the fuckin crud I should do today, shouldn't I? ....and I'm tryin' to remember what the fuck Fruit Shoots are

Can't say that I have.... do you think Pete has?

Gotthard - Domino Effect

Why da heck can't I get a good cup of coffee this morning?!?

They're fuckin' everywhere around here, aren't they? Better than a fuckin Dumb Ass.

I know what the fuck redundancy means, but what the fuck does it mean in that context?

I just made one of the best smoothies. Ever.

It's raining really hard right now.

Kill My Stupid Sister (says Widow) V I E C

Belly Button WINDOW- Jimi Hendrix