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  1. When the medusa, the immortal jellyfish (Turritopsis dohrnii) dies, it sinks to the ocean floor and begins to decay. Amazingly, its cells then reaggregate, not into a new medusa, but into polyps, and from these polyps emerge new jellyfish. The jellyfish has skipped to an earlier life stage to begin again. In other words, no jizzing needed. Fuck it, I thought jizzing was the key element to life. ; )

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  2. Let stake a deeper look at the history of ancient Egypt and the Heliopolitan creation myth according to Egyptian cosmogony: Before there was anything, there was Atum, the creator God and main deity of the Egyptian pantheon, who existed by himself. He was surrounded by nothingness, so he decided to put an end to his long solitude and created the world and the rest of the Egyptian gods through fapping. From his jizz emerged the first pair of twin gods, Shu (air god) and Tefnut (moisture goddess). Atum’s jizz was the origin of the world, and fapping the act of creation.

    The ancient Egyptians strong belief that male fapping was very important and they were strongly convinced that their main source of livelihood had come from Atum’s jizz, and it was their duty to keep it alive. Pharaohs would perform a ceremony to thank their main god, which involved fapping sessions at the riverbank and making sure that the jizz followed the flow of the river’s waters. This was seen as a good omen and a sign of the continuing life’s cycle, fertility, and the universal order, which would also follow their own course. Fuarkingly interesting. ; )

     

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