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TYG

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  1. I watched Night at the Museum as well ..... It was pretty good .
  2. Outlandish Blowhorn J V
  3. Sausageheaded Scumbag R A
  4. come OUT and play - Twisted Sister
  5. Cant say that ive heard either ..but the spilt Soda Pop & the Windmill wuz a doOzy
  6. I fucking luv it when celebritys persue other avenues instead of just remaining one dimensional ... Pitch a Fucking No Hitter Chewie !!!!
  7. <grinz> ... SO .... U HAVE HEARD IT ?
  8. GRINDHOUSE movie is way too long to watch in theater ... Its Ok .. I'd watch it again at home but what you see in the trailer is what you get .
  9. Didn't I tell you about they time I went out with Amy Reid ?
  10. Still Hungry ....... sigh .. Its Easter and In the sky I can see a vague rainbow Yesterday I drove down interstate 96 approximately at 12:17 as to making good time so my arrival at the channel 6 headquarters at roughly 12:30 would start my plan out on the right foot. I entered the facility with the gusto of a houndog and walked at an almost gallop to the stairwell entryway and procedded up the flights of stairs . In the plan that I devised I was only going to floor 5 as it being my lucky number but instead .. I tempted fate as I have been known to do in my checkered past and persevered on past to the 8th floor .. my unluckiest number to have beaten out 13 in my own personal ranking chart. I open the stairway door and plant my feet on the unluckiest of floors and dart my way to the elevator ... I reach into my pocket and take out a single bag of skittles candy .. Tropical fruit to be exactly as they had a promotion and it was buy one get one free .. "Other bag I ate on way over here" . I pushed the call button and nervously awaited the elevator .... "Ding" .. the moment I had waited for was here .... Would it work or would it be a total bust ... The doors opened and to my delighted surprized it was standing room only .. I nearly fainted in a effort to hold in all my joy . .... I starred aimlessly into the elevator at all the faces looking at me ... possibly with a sh!t eating grin but I cannot be sure . People started shaking there heads and such at me as I didnt move or try to enter aboard but just gazed at them .. One guy even flipped me off but I didnt move .. not even a muscle ...... I overheard the word @ssh*le as the doors began to shut but didnt really want to assume it was to me as I had no real proof . So at the last few possible seconds b4 the door completly shut I used my cat like reflexes and whipped the now opened bag of skittles candy at half the speed of actual lightning and the assorted flavors slung out like a shotgun blast of tropical fruityness .... It was like the matrix ... every single individual piece I could see pelting each and every individual in slo-mo altho in reality it was reighning in on them at extreme massive amount of miles per hour . The doors shut and the elevator began to rise to the peoples final destination wherever that was . ... I turned and walked wench I had came . On the drive home I decided not to take Interstate 96 like I had to come here Instead I took Hwy 34 to I-20 home . This roundabout way ads an extra few hours driving time but WTH .. I have my Heavy Harmonie cd selections with me So I should be fine . .... I get home and I am famished ... I look at the clock and its too late ... Pizza wont deliver this late ... Open fridge ... A milk jug filled with water and a bottle of ketchup and 3 limes ....... ^%*$*$^*#$! .... I'm starving ! .. ... Hmm wait ! .. I know .. I got that bag of skittles I got today right here in my front pock ........ " SlAps HeaD " .... Karma ... aint it a Biotch
  11. Cd I have basically gave up trying to find because I ended up with the Mp3's that I would still very much like to have is LULLACRY - SWEET DESIRE Its never on Ebay and I Have had it on my wants list on Amazon for over 2 years and its never in stock .
  12. Its A Miracle - Crashdiet ... Luv It Luv It Luv it ... Did I mention I Luved it
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