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Sith Lord

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  1. MisUNDERstood -- Dream Theater
  2. SILENCE is broken -- Damn Yankees
  3. DON'T tell me you love me -- Night Ranger
  4. A little boy is helping his grandfather rake leaves in the yard when he notices that he has raked a worm out of his hole. The boy feels bad and begins trying to stuff the worm back into the hole. The grandfather sees this and walks over to the boy, begins to chuckle, and says "You'll never get that worm back in the hole". The little boy replies "Sure I will grandpa" and he continues to try. The grandfather says "Ok, I'll bet you five dollars that you can't do it". The little boy, up to the challenge says "Ok". He tries to use a stick, but it doesn't work. He then stops and thinks for a minute and then runs into the house, only to return with a bottle of grandma's hairspray. He then sprays the worm with the hairspray and when it stiffens up, he slides the worm back into the hole. Grandpa let's out a laugh of astonishment and hands the boy a 5 dollar bill. 30 minutes later, the little boy is playing in the back yard when his grandpa walks over to him and hands him another five dollar bill. The little boy says "Grandpa, what's this for? You already gave me 5 dollars for the worm" And Grandpa replies "That's from your grandma!!"
  5. MORE than a feeling -- Boston
  6. Can't stop me NOW -- Ted Nugent
  7. FOUR in the morning -- Night Ranger
  8. Break LIKE the wind -- Spinal Tap
  9. MAN in the box -- Alice in Chains
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