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Richie, I imagined you were so much younger, your pic is of a much younger chap

I still get carded pretty regularly when I buy beer or cigarettes, lol. People tend to think I look a lot more late 20's/early 30's rather than a forty-something.

Same with Richie on all points, except that nasty buying cigarettes thing

I love the look on the clerk's face when s/he checks my i.d.

Trust Fucking Rock!!

 

In Rock we fuckin trust!

 

Fuckin' A, Lees, where the fuck you been?

Fuckin A, Keef! I've been fuckin working (too fuckin much) and fuckin vacationing (not fuckin near enough)

.....I couldn't get on he board.

Maybe they're trying to tell you to butch up a bit? For now, you gotta stay on the she board.

Trust Fucking Rock!!

In Rock we fuckin trust!

A fuckin' week late on the response, Lisa?

Not when I've not been here in as many fuckin days

It was fucking Peggy Lee I think!!

the ever fuckin present smartass.

Better than a fuckin dumbass

It may have only been a 4-day week this week, but Friday sure took it's own sweet fuckin time getting here

Would anybody happen to have this weekend's winning Lotto numbers?

I don't know what they WILL be, but would you believe I can almost guarantee what they WON'T be just by picking them?

Why couldn't at least one of us be clairvoyant?

By the way Lisa, where the heck have you been?

Been doing too much of that necessary evil called 'work.'

Would anybody happen to have this weekend's winning Lotto numbers?

Nobody has questioned anything for a month?

Eric Brittingham Invented Ranch for his own pleasure

The Bunny Ranch?

Errr - what the fuck is a fucker mate?

um, a fucker-mate is usually another human being - most oft of the opposite fuckin sex.... sometimes of the same sex but that's fuckin ok too. Sometimes it's not another human fuckin being... sometimes it's picnic tables or apple pies. I don't see much fuckin fun in that, however.

On another fuckin note... I'm fuckin glad the weekend is here. But I'll be even gladder next weekend, when we get three days!

fuckin

...I can't think of his name but he's the burly dude who won their "Next Iron Chef" competition last year, I believe.

Michael Symon

What the fuck is going on all!!! I've been away for quite a fucking while now. Well I'm fucking back (hopefully).

Welcome the fuck back, Scott!

Friday just needs to fuckin get here.... then next Friday really needs to fuckin get here.... cuz then I start a 5-day weekend

there's over 800 fuckin wildfires burning in Cali now

Holy fuck, Lisa! Hope they're not too close to you. Take care and I will do a bomb in the swimming pool tonight with the hope a splash or two reaches you.

Thanks Geoff - you da best

The third one in a month in my county was contained just two fuckin days ago & flames came within five fuckin feet of my sister-in-law's house on that one. She came home to a note on her fuckin door from the firefighters, thanking her for having all the under-brush cleared away... gave them the fuckin edge they needed to save her house & her neighbor's.

there's over 800 fuckin wildfires burning in Cali now

102^ohere today..... that's just wrong.

Lisa I'm really sorry to say this but you gotta tell us in terms we( I) understand...Please...

I can't understand your last comment

If you're referring to the blank post that was there up till just a few seconds ago.... I dunno wtf was up with that

I'M BACK LISA I'M BACK!!

WES!!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!

My ginormous love python does sometimes escape from the confines of my man-thong and excessive pubic hair, maybe that was it.

Someone has been hanging around Geoff too much....

If you have to use this type of service, you're usually better off using a non-profit Consumer Credit Counseling Service. Most creditors will work with you directly, however. A phone call to them to see if they are willing to work out a different payment plan (rather than default on the note) is sometimes all it takes.

¿ AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It worked. is my computer possessed too, Lisa?

If it takes after its owner, then it's likely... no?

How the frick (lol.gif) did you do that upside-down question mark, Lisa? wub.gif

¿que?

Alt+0191 (hold down the ALT key while typing 0191 on the 10-key to the right; let go of the ALT key & it will appear) ....is how it be done. Care to try?

¿Why is Wes not back yet?

I post my legs and my tits and dont get emailed.

That's probably why you didn't get emailed.

Fuck it's gonna be hot here today.

It was fuckin 95 here yesterday, so I know it was even fuckin hotter over the hill for you Richie. It's fuckin blazing here again here today.