Mace

And Warnie is trying to make it up with the missus?

Yeh right. What fantasy world does he live in? He's got buckley's unless he can keep it in his pants.

btw the recent ashes was some of the best cricket for some time, and even though I'm choking on my works.....we'll done England.

Mace

Shark Island - Law of the Order - Paris calling.

UFO - You are here.

Music to take the edge off my hangover.

I might follow with Maeder, which should scare the remaining braincells into complete surrender.

Mace

Screaming Jets - The Screaming Jets

UFO - You are Here

and,

Thin Lizzy - Bad Reputation.

feckin' great stuff!

How come people send me these sort of jokes. Just what are they inferring? :huh:

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A Farmer from Wales buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.

The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant. The man hangs up and gives it some thought.

He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his LandRover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the LandRover again.

He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing ground.

One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are laying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the LandRover and one of them is beeping the horn."

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Mace

one of the other sites have one and if Heavy Harmonies got one then Rockers from all over the world would find their way here.

Yeh, like me.

Crikey, a chat server would be great, mate.

Mace