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I think a bottled water would be excellent right about now..........I'm feeling a bit parched.....

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Ladders are used to get high.

 

 

Can be used to get pretty low too. If one is clumbsy. :lol:

 

 

 

Trains work much better when they are on rails, opposed to dirt roads.

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If you fill a glass with water, and then take a drink out of it, it no longer is full.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just farted out a squeaker.

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We have the test sirens on Saturday at noon. It was scary the first time I heard the siren and realized it wasn't Saturday.

They go off here everyday at noon and 6pm. I wonder if people ignore them when there really is a tornado. Or what if theres a tornado at 11:55am? I should alert the city council. Maybe I'll do just that...next week.

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We have the test sirens on Saturday at noon. It was scary the first time I heard the siren and realized it wasn't Saturday.

They go off here everyday at noon and 6pm. I wonder if people ignore them when there really is a tornado. Or what if theres a tornado at 11:55am? I should alert the city council. Maybe I'll do just that...next week.

 

I've often thought the same thing.

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I'm sitting here on my lounge like a dreg, listening to depressing music, feeling depressed and waiting for a call to pick up my depressed girlfriend and her happy friends. I was expecting that call about an hour ago, so just been doing sweet f*ck all for the last hour or so. I've typed a few mundane posts on this board, am sweating under my knees and I went for a surf today. Surf was shit, water was beautiful. I watched some porn my brother gave me today when I got home too - Alexis Amore. Pretty attractive young slut.

 

I also have seen a few irrelevant posts which I feel should be placed in the 'Metal Jay Still At It' thread. If I were a policeman I'd make a few arrests.

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Oh sorry my mistake, just looked down the road for further confirmation, it was one of the girls from the stables down the bottom but she has a yellow reflective jacket on!!! :doh:

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My allergies are acting up this morning............

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