Just came up with this:
Could I have been so high
I couldn't tell she was a guy
Could I have been so drunk
Those titties came with a trunk
Some ladies are guys....
Could I have been that blind
Sure looked like a girl from behind
Could I have been that lit
Didn't realize there was no slit
There's balls in between those thighs
Wow Cody dude..... so so sorry to hear of your situation. At least you took the bull by the horns and got yourself together. I hope things get better for you.
As for recommendations, I think you'd love the new Taylor Swift disc. It's so fantastic!