Cricket !

[Wotty]

It's 12.31 p.m. and Bangledesh are 97-3 and we're not even trying.

[Dave]

It's 12.31 p.m. and Bangledesh are 97-3 and we're not even trying.

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Even though they did arse a win against us , they really are a waste of time and it is a pity there is not a third good side in this tournament

[PeterS]

So what's the chat on Warne? Seems like our best ploy against him is just to get a whole load od pretty blondes and post them on the boundary.

[Wotty]

So what's the chat on Warne? Seems like our best ploy against him is just to get a whole load od pretty blondes and post them on the boundary.

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Blokes or girlies ???????

[Jez]

Along with a large Pie stand aswell!!!

[Wotty]

And another victory over Bangledesh !!!!!!!!

[Dave]

So what's the chat on Warne? Seems like our best ploy against him is just to get a whole load od pretty blondes and post them on the boundary.

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You would have to use tourists or get them imported in from other countries

[Wotty]

Hey Dave.Still upbeat mate,or are you getting worried ????

[Dave]

Hey Dave.Still upbeat mate,or are you getting worried ????

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You get some bush pig penthouse wannabe, to set up Warnie {which i admit ,would not be hard to do}and now he will be pissed off bad and it will be your boys that pay the price. As long as your press keep those moronic headlines going in the papers , that's all the ammo we will require.

[Dave]

And another victory over Bangledesh !!!!!!!!

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There will be a long line up at the wanking booth now

[Dave]

Hey Ian , who are you clowns gonna set up next after you did your sting on Warnie with half a dozen trollop's and Simmo with the grog ????? You only have about another 5 or 6 to set up but time is running out. Surely there are plenty more street walkers who want to get their picture plastered all over your highly regarded newspapers and have their 15 minutes of fame before returning back to the gutter.

See , our problem is that Aussie men can't help themselves around women and grog , they just do what comes natural to most guys. Pity they are not a bunch of pillow biter's like your mob then we would not get into strife

 

It's been a bit quiet lately mate , thought i might just throw the cat amongst the pigeons to warm it up a bit , prior to the real stuff

[Wotty]

I'll give you the credit for trying to liven it up mate,but where are the rest of the Aussies,very noticable by their absence on the boards.Now, when you get a mullering,they may never return.Smacks of being really worried,I'll wager !!!! Ho,Ho,Bring it on...

[Dave]

I'll give you the credit for trying to liven it up mate,but where are the rest of the Aussies,very noticable by their absence on the boards.Now, when you get a mullering,they may never return.Smacks of being really worried,I'll wager !!!! Ho,Ho,Bring it on...    

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They have probably jumped on Leyton Hewitt's bandwagon at Wimbledon {Shit , is that how you spell that place} Now he will more than likely get his butt kicked by Federer tonight.

How did your bloke go , Henman , is that his name ???? Wasn't he knocked out in the warm-ups

Poor bloke will never get to play in a final

[Wotty]

Now,Now,Now.Don't start on our tennis prowess,just because ball-boys/girls can beat us in the warm-ups.. It really is embarrassing!!!

[Dr. Feelgood]

How did your bloke go , Henman , is that his name ???? Wasn't he knocked out in the warm-ups

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I kinda support Henman, because he's probably the last serve-and-volleyer on the circuit (i'm a big fan of Stefan Edberg, the king of serve-and-volley... )

 

But i dislike the new Brit who lost against Nalbandian... there's no need to pump your fist after each point you win, in my opinion.

[Wotty]

The cricket was a tie,and the Aussies were lucky to get that He says knowingly

[PeterS]

The cricket was a tie,and the Aussies were lucky to get that   He says knowingly

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I'd given up hope when Collingwood got out. Amazing.

[Dr. Feelgood]

The cricket was a tie,and the Aussies were lucky to get that   He says knowingly

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Damn, i missed it!! i watched till England were 41/5 and then went out... i was kinda neutral in this match, despite being a big fan of the Aussies... so guess it was the perfect result for me!

 

Had a great booze party, though!

[Dave]

The cricket was a tie,and the Aussies were lucky to get that   He says knowingly

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Damn, i missed it!! i watched till England were 41/5 and then went out... i was kinda neutral in this match, despite being a big fan of the Aussies... so guess it was the perfect result for me!

 

Had a great booze party, though!

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Firstly to my good old English friend , Ian :blahblah:

Prior to landing in that place no one call's paradise, we had not played cricket for over 2 months so we were and still are a bit rusty.Last night , it looked like your batsmen did not want to get in behind Brett Lee's bowling as his pace starts to pick up.I think it is time to make the pitches nice and slow so none of your batsmen have to stand on the square leg umpires toes when batting

Secondly to Dr. Feelgood , did Simmo turn up to your party after the game to get blind and it's a pity Warnie is in Spain at the moment because he would have turned up as well to pick up some floozie

[Dr. Feelgood]

Secondly to Dr. Feelgood , did Simmo turn up to your party after the game to get blind and it's a pity Warnie is in Spain at the moment because he would have turned up as well to pick up some floozie

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Yeah, Simmo did turn up for the party, but all the girls got scared of his hair and ran away. So Warnie would have had no floozie, only booze.

 

[Wotty]

On another thread HSF asks how dangerous it is in Australia?? However,the Aussie cricketers are going to be far more scared facing the mighty Brits on the cricket pitch this summer...

[Wotty]

Match looks iffy today.Bloody peeing down !!!

[Dave]

Ian , i see England are going to have the Olympic games !! It's a pity you don't have any athlete's that can win any medals. Just do like you do with your soccer , import some talent from some other countries and make them English citizens.

[PeterS]

Match looks iffy today.Bloody peeing down !!!

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Really. I'm in Amsterdam and it's really Sunny. Shame i'm indoors in halls with no windows all day.

[Jez]

Ian , i see England are going to have the Olympic games !! It's a pity you don't have any athlete's that can win any medals. Just do like you do with your soccer , import some talent from some other countries and make them English citizens.  

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English Athletics ain't in too bad a way at the moment, especially the female side. I think you'll find that the English footie team are all English born and bred (except a couple of scousers which don't count). Anyways All you convicts out there are from over here anyways so should be proud to be a Brit