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If you started a new rock band what would you name it if it was up to you?

Me, I'd name mine:

Tequila Mockingbird

We'd play sleazy glam mostly until we get cancelled for public liability and then our drummer dies in a bizarre shower cleaning accident, forcing us to get a drum machine and play industrial metal, unsuccessfully.

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We, Australians, had 3 piece girl band called Tequila Monkingbyrd from Melbourne.

They were in the punk rock sound. They went to England.

They used play at Cherry Bar a lot, in Melbourne

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3 hours ago, Doggy said:

We, Australians, had 3 piece girl band called Tequila Monkingbyrd from Melbourne.

They were in the punk rock sound. They went to England.

They used play at Cherry Bar a lot, in Melbourne

Typical. I thought it was a cool name. Back to the drawing board.

How about: Glamdemic.

We're a glam band (obviously) but our career is cut short by The Darkness who complained about our shoddy covid protocols so we are in enforced lockdown... for eternity.

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18 hours ago, Darkstone said:

I'd take the Manager's role and recruit some Glam musicians with Chinese heritage and call the band, 

INSTAGLAM. 

Actually, using the same guys and continuing with the same racist/offensive theme that suits Glam/Sleaze so well, how about,

GLAMMAR NAZIS

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On 10/22/2021 at 12:20 PM, Darkstone said:

Actually, using the same guys and continuing with the same racist/offensive theme that suits Glam/Sleaze so well, how about,

GLAMMAR NAZIS

I'm picturing a School of Rock sequel...

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18 hours ago, auslander said:

I'm picturing a School of Rock sequel...

Uni of Rehab , Amy Winehouse will be headmistress

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2 hours ago, Nick C said:

 

Nyttyme Chillz

Inky Blottz - Lead vocals

Dayz Dan Shokked - Guitar

Throb Shudda -  Bass

Scuff - Drumz n Stixx

Haha you even have the members names thought out.

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6.U.L.E.T.

We're the first all-transexual sleaze rock band hailing from Manhattan. We came to recent media attention for our track "Fuck Joe Biden" which went top 10 because people mistakenly thought it was anti-Joe Biden, when in fact we just want to bang him. Unfortunately we had to split up recently due to the controversy that one of our members (drummer BLM) was outed as a straight, white male. We apologise for the hurt and pain this caused our fans and supporters.

Album: They/Theirs

Tracks:

Fuck Joe Biden

Nasty Nazis

Shit Cover Song

Restitution Baby

Woman of the Year (Ballad for Caitlyn)

I Want What She's Got

Boy-cott

Song for My Sistas

Crush the Patriarchy (Between My Breasts)

Ending on a High

Ending on a High (Reprise)

Hentai Paradise (Japan Bonus Track)

 

Members:

Pam Demic (Vocals & Piano)

BLM (Drums)

They're (Guitar)

C. Enen (Guitar)

Antifa Jones (Bass)

 

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