"Stupid Comics"

[Fat Freddy]

 

I don't even wanna know what happens in the next panel.

 

 

Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne... I always knew there was somethin' wrong with those guys.

 

 

Robin sounds almost disappointed that Batman doesn't "sound gay" -- could it be that those rumors about them aren't true?

 

 

Hmmm....maybe not! But they're definitely into somethin' freaky.

 

 

...well, that's a relief.

 

 

Robin, lonely, frustrated and tired of living in Batman's shadow, takes the Michael Hutchence/David Carradine route.

 

Follow up to the "Joker's Boner" one from a few posts back...

 

 

Where does one go to study "the Great Boners Of All Time?" Why, the Wayne Manor Library of course. At this point, I think if Bruce Wayne were a real person, he'd have to register in his community as a sex offender.

 

[Fat Freddy]

 

That kid looks entirely too happy to be holding Chuck Connors' ...er... "log." And doesn't Chuck look proud??

[Fat Freddy]

 

Unfortunately, Batman isn't immune to an occasional boner....

[& then]

 

Unfortunately, Batman isn't immune to an occasional boner....

 

 

Keef, you are really somethin'! You should be a top writer for SNL, or perhaps do your own line of "emblished" comics! Damn funny stuff!

 

What's with the uni-brow on that guy? *chortles*

[Fat Freddy]

 

Waitaminnit... "rolling" the "Magic Grass?" I thought these kinds of comics were in black and white and were only sold behind the counter.

 

That fat kid in the last two panels looks like he's hurtin' pretty bad for a hit of that Magic Grass too.

[Fat Freddy]

 

That's good advice, kids. (Who sponsored this comic? The Catholic League?)

[Fat Freddy]

 

Back in the 60s, before porn was readily available, I bet thousands of red blooded American kids got their rocks off to panels like this.

[Fat Freddy]

 

Sad Batman.

[Fat Freddy]

Before "Goth" was hip... there was Casper and Lady Vampire, raising $$ for the Cub Scouts. Wait a minute... what the f*ck?

 

[Fat Freddy]

 

I actually had this issue of "Jughead" in my old collection. Juggie goes "punk" to the horror of his straight laced Riverdale pals. Mind you, this issue came out in '82 or '83, well after the initial "punk" furor was long over with. Way to stay on top of current youth trends there, Archie Comics staff.

[Fat Freddy]

 

Let this be a lesson to you, kids: trees are MORE EVIL than the BLACK MASS ATTENDED BY HOWLING DEMON WORSHIPPERS OF SATAN...

 

 

...because they have a VEGETABLE INSTINCT to kill members of the animal kingdom!!!

 

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!

[Fat Freddy]

Dang, been a while since this one's been bumped. But Stupid Comics just posted one of their awesomely hilarious collections of "funny out-of-context" comic panels from days gone by, and I just had to share some of them:

 

Once again, Archie Comics demonstrates their skill at keeping on top of youth trends:

"The Archies Salute Breakdancing" -- in those outfits? Oh yeah, they totally down wit' wut up in tha streetz, yo.

 

Your eyes are not playing tricks on you... Reggie Mantle, flipping the bird.

 

Probably the same stuff that hit Sabrina the Teenage Witch in the face earlier in this thread...

[Dark Star]

Dude!! you are KILLING Me!!!!