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I knew Mark had let me down again...what about ROXUS??!!

Roxus who? :unsure:

 

Oh, you mean that overhyped, overrated, generic-as-all-get-out melodic rock band? That Roxus? The hell with them, they don't deserve to be on this list. I would have listed Rascal Flats before listing Roxus.

 

Hope that clears things up for ya.

Goodbye, Mark. This is our last communication.

That's too bad. I'm currently writing a porn script with you in mind for the lead role. Guess I'll have to find someone else...

 

How does this relate to Jez's sheep?

Matt, can you tell Mark I am still interested in his porn script but all negotiations will be done through my agent.

 

Mark, Geoff is still interested in your porn script but all negotiations will be done through his agent, Jez's sheep.

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I knew Mark had let me down again...what about ROXUS??!!

Roxus who? :unsure:

 

Oh, you mean that overhyped, overrated, generic-as-all-get-out melodic rock band? That Roxus? The hell with them, they don't deserve to be on this list. I would have listed Rascal Flats before listing Roxus.

 

Hope that clears things up for ya.

Goodbye, Mark. This is our last communication.

That's too bad. I'm currently writing a porn script with you in mind for the lead role. Guess I'll have to find someone else...

 

How does this relate to Jez's sheep?

Matt, can you tell Mark I am still interested in his porn script but all negotiations will be done through my agent.

Mark, Geoff is still interested in your porn script but all negotiations will be done through his agent, Jez's sheep.

Matt, tell Geoff I think the script is perfect for him. You can tell just by the title: "Geoff Takes It Up The Poop Chute From Jez's Sheep." Tell me that ain't got a ring to it...

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I knew Mark had let me down again...what about ROXUS??!!

Roxus who? :unsure:

 

Oh, you mean that overhyped, overrated, generic-as-all-get-out melodic rock band? That Roxus? The hell with them, they don't deserve to be on this list. I would have listed Rascal Flats before listing Roxus.

 

Hope that clears things up for ya.

Goodbye, Mark. This is our last communication.

That's too bad. I'm currently writing a porn script with you in mind for the lead role. Guess I'll have to find someone else...

 

How does this relate to Jez's sheep?

Matt, can you tell Mark I am still interested in his porn script but all negotiations will be done through my agent.

Mark, Geoff is still interested in your porn script but all negotiations will be done through his agent, Jez's sheep.

Matt, tell Geoff I think the script is perfect for him. You can tell just by the title: "Geoff Takes It Up The Poop Chute From Jez's Sheep." Tell me that ain't got a ring to it...

Geoff, see above...

 

Btw little does Geoff know, Jez is actually in a sheep costume (why do i feel like im talking to the camera in Waynes World)

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Matt, can you tell Mark I'd prefer if it was called 'The deep and sincere tale of love between Geoff and a sheep called Barney'.

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Matt, can you tell Mark I'd prefer if it was called 'The deep and sincere tale of love between Geoff and a sheep called Barney'.

A purple sheep? Ive seen blue sheep but not a purple sheep.

 

Mark.... yada yada.. Barney the sheep etc... bla bla

 

I was thinking we call the sheep Jimi G...

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Matt, can you tell Mark I'd prefer if it was called 'The deep and sincere tale of love between Geoff and a sheep called Barney'.

OK, I'll work with you a little on the title. I just went into my script-writing program and changed the title to "Sheila the Shaggy Sheep Shatters Geoff's Sphincter." Now who wouldn't want to star in a film like that?

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Matt, can you tell Mark I'd prefer if it was called 'The deep and sincere tale of love between Geoff and a sheep called Barney'.

A purple sheep? Ive seen blue sheep but not a purple sheep.

 

Mark.... yada yada.. Barney the sheep etc... bla bla

 

I was thinking we call the sheep Jimi G...

Nice idea. Tell Mark to rename the sheep Jimi G.

 

Matt, can you tell Mark I'd prefer if it was called 'The deep and sincere tale of love between Geoff and a sheep called Barney'.

 

Will Amy Reid be making an appearance?

... As the sheep? Yes.

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Matt, can you tell Mark I'd prefer if it was called 'The deep and sincere tale of love between Geoff and a sheep called Barney'.

OK, I'll work with you a little on the title. I just went into my script-writing program and changed the title to "Sheila the Shaggy Sheep Shatters Geoff's Sphincter." Now who wouldn't want to star in a film like that?

Matt, tell Mark the new title is quite appealing.

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People there appears to be some confusion over the sheep:

 

some reports say its Amy Reid, others suggest its just Jez,

 

other reports says its name is Jimi G, others Barney, others Sheila...

 

dont lose all the ideas for the trilogy of the sheepshag up front

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Rush

We are not rushing the sheep. Let it have its moment.

 

 

Matt - have you been taking drugs this evening?

 

And the sheep is called Myrtle!!

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Rush

We are not rushing the sheep. Let it have its moment.

 

 

Matt - have you been taking drugs this evening?

 

And the sheep is called Myrtle!!

 

isnt that your pet name for Wot?

 

Wot is my pet name for Wot!

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Rush

We are not rushing the sheep. Let it have its moment.

 

 

Matt - have you been taking drugs this evening?

 

And the sheep is called Myrtle!!

 

isnt that your pet name for Wot?

 

Wot is my pet name for Wot!

 

That's very creative. :whistle:

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Cleetus would be a good name for the sheep too.

 

Either way, glad to see we all agreed Roxus is the best 'r' band.

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Cleetus would be a good name for the sheep too.

 

Either way, glad to see we all agreed Roxus is the best 'r' band.

 

 

We didn't agree that did we?

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Cleetus would be a good name for the sheep too.

 

Either way, glad to see we all agreed Roxus is the best 'r' band.

 

 

We didn't agree that did we?

That's how I read it.

 

Mark apologised and acknowledged how great they were and we all had tea at Matt's house while discussing plot ideas for Marks manuscript.

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Cleetus would be a good name for the sheep too.

 

Either way, glad to see we all agreed Roxus is the best 'r' band.

 

 

We didn't agree that did we?

That's how I read it.

 

Mark apologised and acknowledged how great they were and we all had tea at Matt's house while discussing plot ideas for Marks manuscript.

 

Ah yes I remember now.

 

Rush > Roxus ;)

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Cleetus would be a good name for the sheep too.

 

Either way, glad to see we all agreed Roxus is the best 'r' band.

 

 

We didn't agree that did we?

That's how I read it.

 

Mark apologised and acknowledged how great they were and we all had tea at Matt's house while discussing plot ideas for Marks manuscript.

 

Ah yes I remember now.

 

Rush > Roxus ;)

Oh, no di'nt.

 

Even mark prefers Roxus to Rush, and he hates Roxus!!! (which is why we don't talk anymore)

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Cleetus would be a good name for the sheep too.

 

Either way, glad to see we all agreed Roxus is the best 'r' band.

 

 

We didn't agree that did we?

That's how I read it.

 

Mark apologised and acknowledged how great they were and we all had tea at Matt's house while discussing plot ideas for Marks manuscript.

 

yeh... i need a mop to clean up after Geoff..

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Cleetus would be a good name for the sheep too.

 

Either way, glad to see we all agreed Roxus is the best 'r' band.

 

 

We didn't agree that did we?

That's how I read it.

 

Mark apologised and acknowledged how great they were and we all had tea at Matt's house while discussing plot ideas for Marks manuscript.

 

yeh... i need a mop to clean up after Geoff..

Don't hate because I feel it's necessary to use three buckets of gel to style my hair each morning.

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