Random Thoughts

[JustJason]

She wants to dance with me

Cos Ill hold her so tight next to me

She wants to dance with me

Cos Ill let her be what she wants to be

[aMetalhead1966]

We can dance if we want to

We can leave your friends behind

'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance

Well they're no friends of mine

I say, we can go where we want to

A place where they will never find

And we can act like we come from out of this world

Leave the real one far behind

And we can dance

[JustJason]

I'm packed and I'm holding I'm smiling

She living, she golden and she lives for me

Says she lives for me

Ovation her own motivation

She comes round and she goes down on me

[aMetalhead1966]

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie

to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop

the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie

to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

 

now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat

and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet

see i am wonder mike and i like to say hello

to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow

but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie

say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie

let's rock, you dont stop

rock the riddle that will make your body rock

well so far youve heard my voice but i brought two friends along

and next on the mike is my man hank

come on, hank, sing that song

 

check it out, i'm the c-a-s-an-the-o-v-a

and the rest is f-l-y

ya see i go by the code of the doctor of the mix

and these reasons i'll tell ya why

ya see i'm six foot one and i'm tons of fun

and i dress to a t

ya see i got more clothes than muhammad ali and i dress so viciously

i got bodyguards, i got two big cars

that definitely aint the wack

i got a lincoln continental and a sunroof cadillac

so after school, i take a dip in the pool

which really is on the wall

i got a color tv so i can see

the knicks play basketball

hear me talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards

more money than a sucker could ever spend

but i wouldnt give a sucker or a bum from the rucker

not a dime til i made it again

ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)

ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin

drive off in a def oj

everybody go, hotel motel holiday inn

say if your girl starts actin up, then you take her friend

master gee, am I mellow

its on you so what you gonna do

 

well it's on n on n on on n on

the beat dont stop until the break of dawn

i said m-a-s, t-e-r, a g with a double e

i said i go by the unforgettable name

of the man they call the master gee

well, my name is known all over the world

by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls

i'm goin down in history

as the baddest rapper there could ever be

now i'm feelin the highs and ya feelin the lows

the beat starts gettin into your toes

ya start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet

and movin your body while youre sittin in your seat

and the damn ya start doin the freak

i said damn, right outta your seat

then ya throw your hands high in the air

ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere

ya rockin to the beat without a care

with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair

now, im not as tall as the rest of the gang

but i rap to the beat just the same

i dot a little face and a pair of brown eyes

all im here to do ladies is hypnotize

singin on n n on n on n on

the beat dont stop until the break of dawn

singin on n n on n on on n on

like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie

pop da pop pop ya dont dare stop

come alive yall gimme what ya got

i guess by now you can take a hunch

and find that i am the baby of the bunch

'but that's okay i still keep in stride

cause all i'm here to do is just wiggle your behind

singin on n n on n on n on

the beat dont stop until the break of dawn

singin on n n on n on on n on

rock rock yall throw it on the floor

im gonna freak ya here im gonna feak ya there

im gonna move you outta this atmosphere

cause im one of a kind and ill shock your mind

ill put t-t-tickets in your behind

i said 1-2-3-4, come on girls get on the floor

a-come alive, yall a-gimme what ya got

cause im guaranteed to make you rock

i said 1-2-3-4 tell me wonder mike what are you waitin for?

i said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie

the hip hip hop, a you dont stop

the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie

to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

skiddlee beebop a we rock a scoobie doo

and guess what america we love you

cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul

you could rock till you're a hundred and one years old

i dont mean to brag i dont mean to boast

but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast

rock it up baby bubbah

baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang da boogie

to the beat beat, its so unique

come on everybody and dance to the beat

 

 

 

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie

to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop

rock it out baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang

the boogie to the boogie da beat

 

i said i cant wait til the end of the week

when im rappin to the rhythm of a groovy beat

and attempt to raise your body heat

just blow your mind so that you cant speak

and do a thing but a rock and shuffle your feet

and let it change up to a dance called the freak

and when ya finally do come in to your rhythmic beat

rest a little while so ya dont get weak

i know a man named hank

he has more rhymes than a serious bank

so come on hank sing that song

to the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong

 

well, im imp the dimp the ladies pimp

the women fight for my delight

but im the grandmaster with the three mcs

that shock the house for the young ladies

and when you come inside, into the front

you do the freak, spank, and do the bump

and when the sucker mcs try to prove a point

 

we're treacherous trio, we're the serious joint

a from sun to sun and from day to day

i sit down and write a brand new rhyme

because they say that miracles never cease

i've created a devastating masterpiece

i'm gonna rock the mike til you cant resist

everybody, i say it goes like this

well i was comin home late one dark afternoon

a reporter stopped me for a interview

she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables

that i'm vicious on the mike and the turntables

this young reporter i did adore

so i rocked a vicious rhyme like i never did before

she said damn fly guy im in love with you

the casanova legend must have been true

i said by the way baby what's your name

said i go by the name of lois lane

and you could be my boyfiend you surely can

just let me quit my boyfriend called superman

i said he's a fairy i do suppoose

flyin through the air in pantyhose

he may be very sexy or even cute

but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit

i said you need a man who's got finesse

and his whole name across his chest

he may be able to fly all through the night

but can he rock a party til the early light

he cant satisfy you with his little worm

but i can bust you out with my super sperm

i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it

an i'm here an i'm there i'm big bang hank, im everywhere

just throw your hands up in the air

and party hardy like you just dont care

let's do it dont stop yall a tick a tock yall you dont stop

go hotel motel what you gonna do today(say what)

im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank drive off in a def oj

everybody go hotel motel holiday inn

you say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friend

i say skip, dive, what can i say

i cant fit em all inside my oj

so i just take half and bust them out

i give the rest to master gee so he could shock the house

it was twelve o'clock one friday night

i was rockin to the beat and feelin all right

everybody was dancin on the floor

doin all the things they never did before

and then this fly fly girl with a sexy lean

she came into the bar, she came into the scene

as she traveled deeper inside the room

all the fellas checked out her white sasoons

she came up to the table, looked into my eyes

then she turned around and shook her behind

so i said to myself, its time for me to release

my vicious rhyme i call my masterpiece

and now people in the house this is just for you

a little rap to make you boogaloo

now the group ya hear is called phase two

and let me tell ya somethin we're a helluva crew

once a week we're on the street

just a-cuttin' the jams and making it free

for you to party ya got to have the movies

so we'll get right down and give you the groove

for you to dance you gotta get hype

so we'll get right down for you tonight

now the system's on and the girls are there

ya definitely have a rockin affair

but let me tell ya somethin there's still one fact

that to have a party ya got to have a rap

so when the party's over you're makin it home

and tryin to sleep before the break of dawn

and while ya sleepin ya start to dream

and thinkin how ya danced on the disco scene

my name appears in your mind

yeah, a name you know that was right on time

it was phase two just a doin a do

rockin ya down cause ya know we could

to the rhythm of the beat that makes ya freak

come alive girls get on your feet

to the rhythm of the beat to the beat the beat

to the double beat beat that it makes ya freak

to the rhythm of the beat that says ya go on

on n on into the break of dawn

now i got a man comin on right now

he's guaranteed to throw down

he goes by the name of wonder mike

come on wonder mike do what ya like

 

like a can of beer that's sweeter than honey

like a millionaire that has no money

like a rainy day that is not wet

like a gamblin fiend that does not bet

like dracula with out his fangs

like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang

like collard greens that dont taste good

like a tree that's not made out of wood

like goin up and not comin down

is just like the beat without the sound no sound

to the beat beat, ya do the freak

everybody just rock and dance to the beat

have you ever went over a friends house to eat

and the food just aint no good

i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed

and the chicken tastes like wood

so you try to play it off like you think you can

by sayin that youre full

and then your friend says momma he's just being polite

he aint finished uh uh that's bull

so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie

and you say that you already ate

and your friend says man there's plenty of food

so you pile some more on your plate

while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin

of the moment that it's time to leave

and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin

into something that looks like cheese

oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place

i dont care what these people think

im just sittin here makin myself nauseous

with this ugly food that stinks

so you bust out the door while its still closed

still sick from the food you ate

and then you run to the store for quick relief

from a bottle of kaopectate

and then you call your friend two weeks later

to see how he has been

and he says i understand about the food

baby bubbah but we're still friends

with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie

the hip hip a hop a you dont stop the rockin

to the bang bang boogie

say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat

i say hank can ya rock

can ya rock to the rhythm that just dont stop

can ya hip me to the shoobie doo

i said come on

i go to the halls and then ring the bell

because i am the man with the clientele

and if ya ask me why i rock so well

a big bang, i got clientele

and from the time i was only six years old

i never forgot what i was told

it was the best advice that i ever had

it came from my wise dear old dad

he said sit down punk i wanna talk to you

and dont say a word until i'm through

now there's a time to laugh a time to cry

a time to live and a time to die

a time to break and a time to chill

to act civilized or act real ill

but whatever ya do in your lifetime

ya never let a mc steal your rhyme

so from sixty six til this very day

ill always remember what he had to say

so when the sucker mcs try to chump my style

i let them know that i'm versatile

i got style finesse and a little black book

that's filled with rhymes and i know you wanna look

but there's a thing that separates you from me

and that's called originality

because my rhymes are on from what you heard

i didnt even bite and not a god d--m word

and i say a little more later on tonight

so the sucker mc's can bite all night

a tick a tock yall a beat beat yall

a lets rock yall ya dont stop

ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)

ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin

drive off in a def oj

everybody go hotel motel holiday inn

ya say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friends

a like that yall to the beat yall

beat beat yall ya dont stop

a master gee am I mellow?

its on you so whatcha gonna do

 

well like johnny carson on the late show

a like frankie croker in stereo

well like the barkay's singin holy ghost

the sounds to throw down they're played the most

 

its like my man captain sky

whose name he earned with his super sperm

we rock and we dont stop

get off yall im here to give you whatcha got

to the beat that it makes you freak

and come alive girl get on your feet

a like a perry mason without a case

like farrah fawcett without her face

 

like the barkays on the mike

like gettin right down for you tonight

like movin your body so ya dont know how

right to the rhythm and throw down

 

like comin alive to the master gee

the brother who rocks so viciously

i said the age of one my life begun

at the age of two i was doin the do

at the age of three it was you and me

rockin to the sounds of the master gee

at the age of four i was on the floor

givin all the freaks what they bargained for

at the age of five i didnt take no jive

with the master gee its all the way live

at the age of six i was a pickin up sticks

rappin to the beat my stick was fixed

at the age of seven i was rockin in heaven dontcha know i went off

i got right on down to the beat you see

gettin right on down makin all the girls

just take of their clothes to the beat the beat

to the double beat beat that makes you freak

at the age of eight i was really great

cause every night you see i had a date

at the age of nine i was right on time

cause every night i had a party rhyme

goin on n n on n on on n on

the beat dont stop until the break of dawn

a sayin on n n on n on on n on...

like a hot buttered de pop de pop de pop

a saying on n n on n on on n on

cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike

i am the definate feast delight

cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike

i am the definate feast delight

come to the master gee you see

the brother who rocks so viciously

[Wotty]

This town,becoming like a Ghost town

All the clubs have been closed down.

This place,becoming like a Ghost town

Bands won't play no more

Too much fighting on the dancefloor

[JustJason]

Ok that was good.............

 

 

 

I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style,

And so I came to see him and listen for a while.

And there he was this young boy, stranger to my eyes,

Strumming my pain with his fingers,

[Fat Freddy]

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie

to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop

the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie

to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

 

now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat

and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet

see i am wonder mike and i like to say hello

to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow

but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie

say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie

let's rock, you dont stop

rock the riddle that will make your body rock

well so far youve heard my voice but i brought two friends along

and next on the mike is my man hank

come on, hank, sing that song

 

check it out, i'm the c-a-s-an-the-o-v-a

and the rest is f-l-y

ya see i go by the code of the doctor of the mix

and these reasons i'll tell ya why

ya see i'm six foot one and i'm tons of fun

and i dress to a t

ya see i got more clothes than muhammad ali and i dress so viciously

i got bodyguards, i got two big cars

that definitely aint the wack

i got a lincoln continental and a sunroof cadillac

so after school, i take a dip in the pool

which really is on the wall

i got a color tv so i can see

the knicks play basketball

hear me talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards

more money than a sucker could ever spend

but i wouldnt give a sucker or a bum from the rucker

not a dime til i made it again

ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)

ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin

drive off in a def oj

everybody go, hotel motel holiday inn

say if your girl starts actin up, then you take her friend

master gee, am I mellow

its on you so what you gonna do

 

well it's on n on n on on n on

the beat dont stop until the break of dawn

i said m-a-s, t-e-r, a g with a double e

i said i go by the unforgettable name

of the man they call the master gee

well, my name is known all over the world

by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls

i'm goin down in history

as the baddest rapper there could ever be

now i'm feelin the highs and ya feelin the lows

the beat starts gettin into your toes

ya start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet

and movin your body while youre sittin in your seat

and the damn ya start doin the freak

i said damn, right outta your seat

then ya throw your hands high in the air

ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere

ya rockin to the beat without a care

with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair

now, im not as tall as the rest of the gang

but i rap to the beat just the same

i dot a little face and a pair of brown eyes

all im here to do ladies is hypnotize

singin on n n on n on n on

the beat dont stop until the break of dawn

singin on n n on n on on n on

like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie

pop da pop pop ya dont dare stop

come alive yall gimme what ya got

i guess by now you can take a hunch

and find that i am the baby of the bunch

'but that's okay i still keep in stride

cause all i'm here to do is just wiggle your behind

singin on n n on n on n on

the beat dont stop until the break of dawn

singin on n n on n on on n on

rock rock yall throw it on the floor

im gonna freak ya here im gonna feak ya there

im gonna move you outta this atmosphere

cause im one of a kind and ill shock your mind

ill put t-t-tickets in your behind

i said 1-2-3-4, come on girls get on the floor

a-come alive, yall a-gimme what ya got

cause im guaranteed to make you rock

i said 1-2-3-4 tell me wonder mike what are you waitin for?

i said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie

the hip hip hop, a you dont stop

the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie

to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

skiddlee beebop a we rock a scoobie doo

and guess what america we love you

cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul

you could rock till you're a hundred and one years old

i dont mean to brag i dont mean to boast

but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast

rock it up baby bubbah

baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang da boogie

to the beat beat, its so unique

come on everybody and dance to the beat

 

 

 

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie

to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop

rock it out baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang

the boogie to the boogie da beat

 

i said i cant wait til the end of the week

when im rappin to the rhythm of a groovy beat

and attempt to raise your body heat

just blow your mind so that you cant speak

and do a thing but a rock and shuffle your feet

and let it change up to a dance called the freak

and when ya finally do come in to your rhythmic beat

rest a little while so ya dont get weak

i know a man named hank

he has more rhymes than a serious bank

so come on hank sing that song

to the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong

 

well, im imp the dimp the ladies pimp

the women fight for my delight

but im the grandmaster with the three mcs

that shock the house for the young ladies

and when you come inside, into the front

you do the freak, spank, and do the bump

and when the sucker mcs try to prove a point

 

we're treacherous trio, we're the serious joint

a from sun to sun and from day to day

i sit down and write a brand new rhyme

because they say that miracles never cease

i've created a devastating masterpiece

i'm gonna rock the mike til you cant resist

everybody, i say it goes like this

well i was comin home late one dark afternoon

a reporter stopped me for a interview

she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables

that i'm vicious on the mike and the turntables

this young reporter i did adore

so i rocked a vicious rhyme like i never did before

she said damn fly guy im in love with you

the casanova legend must have been true

i said by the way baby what's your name

said i go by the name of lois lane

and you could be my boyfiend you surely can

just let me quit my boyfriend called superman

i said he's a fairy i do suppoose

flyin through the air in pantyhose

he may be very sexy or even cute

but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit

i said you need a man who's got finesse

and his whole name across his chest

he may be able to fly all through the night

but can he rock a party til the early light

he cant satisfy you with his little worm

but i can bust you out with my super sperm

i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it

an i'm here an i'm there i'm big bang hank, im everywhere

just throw your hands up in the air

and party hardy like you just dont care

let's do it dont stop yall a tick a tock yall you dont stop

go hotel motel what you gonna do today(say what)

im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank drive off in a def oj

everybody go hotel motel holiday inn

you say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friend

i say skip, dive, what can i say

i cant fit em all inside my oj

so i just take half and bust them out

i give the rest to master gee so he could shock the house

it was twelve o'clock one friday night

i was rockin to the beat and feelin all right

everybody was dancin on the floor

doin all the things they never did before

and then this fly fly girl with a sexy lean

she came into the bar, she came into the scene

as she traveled deeper inside the room

all the fellas checked out her white sasoons

she came up to the table, looked into my eyes

then she turned around and shook her behind

so i said to myself, its time for me to release

my vicious rhyme i call my masterpiece

and now people in the house this is just for you

a little rap to make you boogaloo

now the group ya hear is called phase two

and let me tell ya somethin we're a helluva crew

once a week we're on the street

just a-cuttin' the jams and making it free

for you to party ya got to have the movies

so we'll get right down and give you the groove

for you to dance you gotta get hype

so we'll get right down for you tonight

now the system's on and the girls are there

ya definitely have a rockin affair

but let me tell ya somethin there's still one fact

that to have a party ya got to have a rap

so when the party's over you're makin it home

and tryin to sleep before the break of dawn

and while ya sleepin ya start to dream

and thinkin how ya danced on the disco scene

my name appears in your mind

yeah, a name you know that was right on time

it was phase two just a doin a do

rockin ya down cause ya know we could

to the rhythm of the beat that makes ya freak

come alive girls get on your feet

to the rhythm of the beat to the beat the beat

to the double beat beat that it makes ya freak

to the rhythm of the beat that says ya go on

on n on into the break of dawn

now i got a man comin on right now

he's guaranteed to throw down

he goes by the name of wonder mike

come on wonder mike do what ya like

 

like a can of beer that's sweeter than honey

like a millionaire that has no money

like a rainy day that is not wet

like a gamblin fiend that does not bet

like dracula with out his fangs

like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang

like collard greens that dont taste good

like a tree that's not made out of wood

like goin up and not comin down

is just like the beat without the sound no sound

to the beat beat, ya do the freak

everybody just rock and dance to the beat

have you ever went over a friends house to eat

and the food just aint no good

i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed

and the chicken tastes like wood

so you try to play it off like you think you can

by sayin that youre full

and then your friend says momma he's just being polite

he aint finished uh uh that's bull

so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie

and you say that you already ate

and your friend says man there's plenty of food

so you pile some more on your plate

while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin

of the moment that it's time to leave

and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin

into something that looks like cheese

oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place

i dont care what these people think

im just sittin here makin myself nauseous

with this ugly food that stinks

so you bust out the door while its still closed

still sick from the food you ate

and then you run to the store for quick relief

from a bottle of kaopectate

and then you call your friend two weeks later

to see how he has been

and he says i understand about the food

baby bubbah but we're still friends

with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie

the hip hip a hop a you dont stop the rockin

to the bang bang boogie

say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat

i say hank can ya rock

can ya rock to the rhythm that just dont stop

can ya hip me to the shoobie doo

i said come on

i go to the halls and then ring the bell

because i am the man with the clientele

and if ya ask me why i rock so well

a big bang, i got clientele

and from the time i was only six years old

i never forgot what i was told

it was the best advice that i ever had

it came from my wise dear old dad

he said sit down punk i wanna talk to you

and dont say a word until i'm through

now there's a time to laugh a time to cry

a time to live and a time to die

a time to break and a time to chill

to act civilized or act real ill

but whatever ya do in your lifetime

ya never let a mc steal your rhyme

so from sixty six til this very day

ill always remember what he had to say

so when the sucker mcs try to chump my style

i let them know that i'm versatile

i got style finesse and a little black book

that's filled with rhymes and i know you wanna look

but there's a thing that separates you from me

and that's called originality

because my rhymes are on from what you heard

i didnt even bite and not a god d--m word

and i say a little more later on tonight

so the sucker mc's can bite all night

a tick a tock yall a beat beat yall

a lets rock yall ya dont stop

ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)

ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin

drive off in a def oj

everybody go hotel motel holiday inn

ya say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friends

a like that yall to the beat yall

beat beat yall ya dont stop

a master gee am I mellow?

its on you so whatcha gonna do

 

well like johnny carson on the late show

a like frankie croker in stereo

well like the barkay's singin holy ghost

the sounds to throw down they're played the most

 

its like my man captain sky

whose name he earned with his super sperm

we rock and we dont stop

get off yall im here to give you whatcha got

to the beat that it makes you freak

and come alive girl get on your feet

a like a perry mason without a case

like farrah fawcett without her face

 

like the barkays on the mike

like gettin right down for you tonight

like movin your body so ya dont know how

right to the rhythm and throw down

 

like comin alive to the master gee

the brother who rocks so viciously

i said the age of one my life begun

at the age of two i was doin the do

at the age of three it was you and me

rockin to the sounds of the master gee

at the age of four i was on the floor

givin all the freaks what they bargained for

at the age of five i didnt take no jive

with the master gee its all the way live

at the age of six i was a pickin up sticks

rappin to the beat my stick was fixed

at the age of seven i was rockin in heaven dontcha know i went off

i got right on down to the beat you see

gettin right on down makin all the girls

just take of their clothes to the beat the beat

to the double beat beat that makes you freak

at the age of eight i was really great

cause every night you see i had a date

at the age of nine i was right on time

cause every night i had a party rhyme

goin on n n on n on on n on

the beat dont stop until the break of dawn

a sayin on n n on n on on n on...

like a hot buttered de pop de pop de pop

a saying on n n on n on on n on

cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike

i am the definate feast delight

cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike

i am the definate feast delight

come to the master gee you see

the brother who rocks so viciously

 

I hope for your sake that you Googled those lyrics and simply copied & pasted'em... cuz if you typed all that out, you may have to borrow Geoff's cast for your hand!!

[aMetalhead1966]

Yeah I had to...This thread has gotten..strange

[Dark Star]

You must be my Lucky Star

Cuz you make the darkness seem so far

 

Starlight starbright, first star I see tonight

Starlight starbright, make everything all right

 

 

Dude!!! Seriously?? Madonna??????*Laughing* Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn....*L*

 

I gotta admit I AM Suprized..... And, I DO hope You had to look those lyrics up, cause um if You know em by heart?? we got problems..*L*

[JustJason]

Oh it's so funny to be seeing you after so long, girl.

And with the way you look i understand

That you are not impressed.

But i heard you let that little friend of mine

Take off your party dress.

I'm not going to get too sentimental

Like those other sticky valentines,

'cause i don't know if you've been loving somebody.

I only know it isn't mine.

[Dark Star]

Aw Fuck it..*chuckles*

 

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

 

(Get Ready)

My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIID...Kid Rock

 

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

 

And this is for the questions that don't have any answers

The midnight glancers and the topless dancers

The candid freaks, cars packed with speakers

The G's with the forties and the chicks with beepers

The Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort

And it don't even matter if the veins are punctured

All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics

And all my heros in the Methodone Clinic

All you bastards at the IRS

For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks

For the shots of jack and the caps of meth

Half pints of love and the fifths of stress

For the hookers all tricking out in Hollywood

And for my hoods of the world misunderstood

I said it's all good and it's all in fun

Now get in the pit and try to love someone

 

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Love Someone)

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Kill Someone)

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Love Someone)

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Come On)

 

For the time bombs ticking and the heads that hang

All the gangs getting money and the heads that bang bang

Wild mustangs the porno flicks

All my homies in the county in cell block six

The grits when there ain't enough eggs to cook

And for DB Cooper and money he took

You can look for answers but that ain't fun

Now get in the pit and try to love someone

 

What

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Come On)

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

 

Love, and for the hate

And for the peace.... WARRRRRRRRRRRR

 

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Come On)

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

[Fat Freddy]

You must be my Lucky Star

Cuz you make the darkness seem so far

 

Starlight starbright, first star I see tonight

Starlight starbright, make everything all right

 

 

Dude!!! Seriously?? Madonna??????*Laughing* Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn....*L*

 

I gotta admit I AM Suprized..... And, I DO hope You had to look those lyrics up, cause um if You know em by heart?? we got problems..*L*

 

Don't be hatin'. Madonna was tha shiznit back in tha day yo. I had mad boner for tha girl when I wuz 13.

[aMetalhead1966]

I heat up, I cant cool down

You got me spinnin

round and round

round and round and round it goes

Where it stops nobody knows

 

Every time you call my name

I heat up like a burnin flame

Burnin flame full of desire

Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher

 

Abra-abra-cadabra

I want to reach out and grab ya

Abra-abra-cadabra

Abracadabra

[Fat Freddy]

BASS!

How low can you go?

Death row, what a brother know

Once again back is the incredible

Rhyme Animal, the incredible D!

Public enemy number one

Five-O said FREEZE, and I got numb

Can I tell'em that I never really had a gun

It's just a record that the Terminator X spun

Now they got me in a cell cuz my records they cell

Cuz some brother like me sez "Well...."

 

Aw Fuck it..*chuckles*

 

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

 

(Get Ready)

My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIID...Kid Rock

 

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

 

And this is for the questions that don't have any answers

The midnight glancers and the topless dancers

The candid freaks, cars packed with speakers

The G's with the forties and the chicks with beepers

The Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort

And it don't even matter if the veins are punctured

All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics

And all my heros in the Methodone Clinic

All you bastards at the IRS

For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks

For the shots of jack and the caps of meth

Half pints of love and the fifths of stress

For the hookers all tricking out in Hollywood

And for my hoods of the world misunderstood

I said it's all good and it's all in fun

Now get in the pit and try to love someone

 

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Love Someone)

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Kill Someone)

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Love Someone)

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Come On)

 

For the time bombs ticking and the heads that hang

All the gangs getting money and the heads that bang bang

Wild mustangs the porno flicks

All my homies in the county in cell block six

The grits when there ain't enough eggs to cook

And for DB Cooper and money he took

You can look for answers but that ain't fun

Now get in the pit and try to love someone

 

What

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Come On)

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

 

Love, and for the hate

And for the peace.... WARRRRRRRRRRRR

 

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Come On)

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

 

Yo, dat shiznit wuz off tha hook G-Money.

 

Guys, I think we can officially declare Dark Star "one of us" as he's obviously become infected by the same insanity that's our stock in trade around here.

[Wotty]

What's a-matter you...Hey

Gotta no respect

Whaddya think you do

Why you looka so sad

Itsa notta so bad

Itsa nice-a place

Ah Shaddupa Your Face

[Fat Freddy]

Yeah I had to...This thread has gotten..strange

 

You say that like it's a bad thing...

[Dark Star]

BASS!

How low can you go?

Death row, what a brother know

Once again back is the incredible

Rhyme Animal, the incredible D!

Public enemy number one

Five-O said FREEZE, and I got numb

Can I tell'em that I never really had a gun

It's just a record that the Terminator X spun

Now they got me in a cell cuz my records they cell

Cuz some brother like me sez "Well...."

 

Aw Fuck it..*chuckles*

 

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

 

(Get Ready)

My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIID...Kid Rock

 

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

 

And this is for the questions that don't have any answers

The midnight glancers and the topless dancers

The candid freaks, cars packed with speakers

The G's with the forties and the chicks with beepers

The Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort

And it don't even matter if the veins are punctured

All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics

And all my heros in the Methodone Clinic

All you bastards at the IRS

For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks

For the shots of jack and the caps of meth

Half pints of love and the fifths of stress

For the hookers all tricking out in Hollywood

And for my hoods of the world misunderstood

I said it's all good and it's all in fun

Now get in the pit and try to love someone

 

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Love Someone)

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Kill Someone)

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Love Someone)

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Come On)

 

For the time bombs ticking and the heads that hang

All the gangs getting money and the heads that bang bang

Wild mustangs the porno flicks

All my homies in the county in cell block six

The grits when there ain't enough eggs to cook

And for DB Cooper and money he took

You can look for answers but that ain't fun

Now get in the pit and try to love someone

 

What

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Come On)

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

 

Love, and for the hate

And for the peace.... WARRRRRRRRRRRR

 

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

(Come On)

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

 

Yo, dat shiznit wuz off tha hook G-Money.

 

Guys, I think we can officially declare Dark Star "one of us" as he's obviously become infected by the same insanity that's our stock in trade around here.

 

Yo!! Public Enemy is Da BOMB Dawg!!!*G*

 

And um yea I had a MAD boner for Madonna back in the day too... hell what teenage boy didn't?? God remember the VMAs from like 1986 or so?? her singing Like a Virgin,writhing on the stage in that wedding dress???? DAMN...*G*

[JustJason]

Now, whos hot who not

Tell me who rock who sell out in the stores

You tell me who flopped who copped the blue drop

Who jewels got robbed whos mostly goldie down

To the tube sock, the same ol pimp

Mase, you know aint nuttin change but my limp

Cant stop till I see my name on a blimp

Guarantee a million sales pullin all the love

You dont believe in harlem world nigga double up

We dont play around its a bet lay it down

Nigga didnt know me ninety-one bet they know me now

Im the young harlem nigga with the goldie sound

Cant no ph.d. niggaz hold me down, cooter

Schooled me to the game, now I know my duty

Stay humble stay low blow like hootie

True pimp niggaz spend no dough on the booty

And then ya yell there go mase there go your cutie

 

I dont know what, they want from me

Its like the more money we come across

The more problems we see

 

 

Yeah yeah, ahaha, from the d-to-the-a-to-the-d-d-y

Know youd rather see me die than to see me fly

I call all the shots

Rip all the spots, rock all the rocks

Cop all the drops, I know you thinkin nows

When all the ballin stops, nigga never

Home gotta call me on the yacht

Ten years from now well still be on top

Yo, I thought I told you that we wont stop

Now whatcha gonna do when its cool

Bag a money much longer than yours

And a team much stronger than yours, violate me

Thisll be your day, we dont play

Mess around be d.o.a., be on your way

Cause it aint enough time here, aint enough lime here

For you to shine here, deal with many women

But treat dimes fair, and im

Bigger than the city lights down in times square

Yeah, yeah yeah

 

I dont know what, they want from me

Its like the more money we come across

The more problems we see

 

 

Uhh, uhhh

B.i.g., p-o, p-p-a

No info, for the, dea

Federal agents mad cause Im flagrant

Tap my cell, and the phone in the basement

My team supreme, stay clean

Triple beam lyrical dream, I be that

Cat you see at all events bent

Gats in holsters girls on shoulders

Playboy, I told ya, bein mice to me

Bruise too much, I lose, too much

Step on stage the girls boo too much

I guess its cause you run with lame dudes too much

Me lose my touch, never that

If I did, aint no problem to get the gat

Where the true players at?

Throw your rollies in the sky

Wave em side to side and keep your hands high

While I give your girl the eye, player please

Lyrically, niggaz see, b.i.g.

Be flossin jig on the cover of fortune

Five double oh, heres my phone number

Your man aint got to know, I got to go

Got the flow down pizat, platinum plus

Like thizat, dangerous

On trizack, leave your ass blizzack

 

I dont know what, they want from me

Its like the more money we come across

The more problems we see

Whats goin on?

Whats goin on?

I dont know what, they want from me

Its like the more money we come across

The more problems we see

[Dark Star]

Let's do it

 

Workin' all week 9 to 5 for my money

So when the weekend comes I go get live with the honey

Rollin' down the street I saw this girl and she was pumpin'

I winked my eye she got into the ride went to a club was jumpin'

Introduce myself as Loc she said You're a liar

I said I got it goin' on baby doll and I'm on fire

Took her to the hotel she said You're the king

I said Be my queen if you know what I mean and let us do the wild thing

 

 

Wild thing (x2)

 

Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy

I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly

 

She looked at me and smiled and said You have plans for the night

 

I said Hopefully if things go well I'll be with you tonight

So we journeyed to her house one thing led to an other

I keyed the door we cold hit the floor looked up and it was her mother

 

I didn't know what to say I was hanging by a string

She said Hey you two I was once like you and I liked to do the wild

thing

 

Wild thing

She loved to do the wild thing

Wild thing

Please baby baby please

 

Posse in effect hangin' out is always hype

And when me and the crew leave the shindig I want a girl who's just

my type

Saw this luscious little frame I ain't lyin' fellas she was fine

 

The sweet young miss go gave me a kiss and I knew that she was mine

 

Took her to the limousine still parked outside

I tipped the chauffeur when it was over and I gave her my own ride

 

Couldn't get her off my jock she was like static cling

But that's what happens when body start slappin' from doin' the

wild thing

 

Wild thing

She wanna do the wild thing

Please baby baby please

 

Wild thing

 

Doin' a little show at the local discotheque

This fine youg chick was on my jock so I say what the heck

She want to come on stage and do her little dance

So I said chill for now but maybe later you'll get your chance

So when the show was finished I took her around the way

And what do you know she was good to go without a word to say

We was all alone and she said Tone let me tell you one thing

I need $50 to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing

 

Say what

Yo love you must be kidding

You're walkin' babe

Just break out of here

Hasta la vista baby

 

Wild thing

 

 

[intro]

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.

It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,

one of those rap guys' girlfriends.

But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*

They only talk to her, because,

she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?

I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*

I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,

out there, I mean - gross. Look!

She's just so ... black!

 

[sir Mix-a-Lot]

I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough

'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny

Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz?

Well, use me, use me

'Cause you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'

The hell with romancin'

She's sweat, wet,

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines

Sayin' flat butts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back

So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)

Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)

Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)

Shake that healthy butt!

Baby got back!

 

(LA face with Oakland booty)

Baby got back!

 

[sir Mix-a-Lot]

I like 'em round, and big

And when I'm throwin' a gig

I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal

Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home

And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh

I ain't talkin' bout Playboy

'Cause silicone parts are made for toys

I want 'em real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Mix-a-Lot's in trouble

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

So I'm lookin' at rock videos

Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya

I won't cuss or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*

Til the break of dawn

Baby got it goin' on

A lot of simps won't like this song

'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it

And I'd rather stay and play

'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}

If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}

Then turn around! Stick it out!

Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back!

 

Baby got back!

Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'

to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

 

[sir Mix-a-Lot]

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none

Unless you've got buns, hun

You can do side bends or sit-ups,

But please don't lose that butt

Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role

And tell you that the butt ain't gold

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Cosmo says you're fat

Well I ain't down with that!

'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'

And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

To the beanpole dames in the magazines:

You ain't it, Miss Thing!

Give me a sista, I can't resist her

Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Some knucklehead tried to dis

'Cause his girls are on my list

He had game but he chose to hit 'em

And I pull up quick to get wit 'em

So ladies, if the butt is round,

And you want a triple X throw down,

Dial 1-900-MIXALOT

And kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back!

 

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

 

Ok I'm done...*Laughing*

[Wotty]

No no,no no no no...

no no no no,

no no There's no limit....

[Chris]

Someone mentioned Public Enemy?

 

Rebel Without A Pause

 

Yes - the rhythm, the rebel

Without a pause - I'm lowering my level

The hard rhymer - where you never been I'm in

You want stylin' - you know it's time again

D the enemy - tellin you to hear it

They praised the music - this time they play the lyrics

Some say no to the album, the show

Bum rush the sound I made a year ago

I guess you know - you guess I'm just a radical

Not a sabbatical - yes to make it critical

The only part your body should be parting to

Panther power on the hour from the rebel to you

 

Radio - suckers never play me

On the mix - just O.K. me

Now known and grown when they're clocking my zone it's known

Snakin' and takin' everything that a brother owns

Hard - my calling card

Recorded and orderd - supporter of Chesimard

Loud and proud kickin' live next poet supreme

Loop a troop, bazooka, the scheme

Flavor - a rebel in his own mind

Supporter of my rhyme

Designed to scatter a line of suckers who claim I do crime

 

Terminator X

 

From a rebel it's final on black vinyl

Soul, rock and roll comin' like a rhino

Tables turn - suckers burn to learn

They can't dis-able the power of my label

Def Jam - tells you who I am

The enemy's public - they really give a damn

Strong Island - where I got 'em wild and

That's the reason they're claimin' that I'm violent

Never silent - no dope gettin' dumb nope

Claimin' where we get our rhythm from

Number one - we hit ya and we give ya some

No gun - and still never on the run

You wanna be an S.1 - Griff will tell you when

And then you'll come - you'll know what time it is

Impeach the president - pullin' out the ray-gun

Zap the next one - I could be you're Sho-gun

Suckers - don't last a minute

Soft and smooth - I ain't with it

Hardcore - rawbone like a razor

I'm like a lazer - I just won't graze ya

Old enough to raise ya - so this will faze ya

Get it right boy and maybe I will praise ya

Playin' the role I got soul too

Voice my opinion with volume

Smooth - no what I am

Rough - cause I'm the man

 

No matter what the name - we're all the same

Pieces in one big chess game

Yeah - the voice of power

Is in the house - go take a shower boy

P.E. a group, a crew - not singular

We were black Wranglers

We're rap stranglers

You can't angle us - I know you're listenin'

I caught you pissin' in you're pants

You're scared of us dissin' us

The crowd is missin' us

We're on a mission boy

 

Terminator X

 

Attitude - when I'm on fire

Juice on the loose - electric wire

Simple and plain - give me the lane

I'll throw it down your throat like Barkley

See the car keys - you'll never get these

They belong to the 98 posse

You want some more son - you wanna get some

Rush the door on a store - pick up the album

You know the rhythm, the rhyme plus the beat is designed

So I can enter your mind - Boys

Bring the noise - my time

Step aside for the flex - Terminator X

[Fat Freddy]

Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!

 

Ice Ice Baby, (Vanilla)Ice Ice Baby

All right stop, Collaborate and listen

Ice is back with my brand new invention

Something grabs a hold of me tightly

Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly

Will it ever stop? Yo! I don't know

Turn off the lights and I'll glow

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal

Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

[Geoff]

Vanilla Ice. Has the planet seen a better wordsmith?

[Fat Freddy]

Vanilla Ice. Has the planet seen a better wordsmith?

 

Of course it has. MC Norkie G is 100 times the wordsmith, yo. Though I gots to give props to tha Ice, he flows like a harpoon, daily and nightly.

 

(Seriously, what the f*ck kind of lyric is that? "Flows like a harpoon?" What the hell does that mean??)

[Geoff]

Vanilla Ice. Has the planet seen a better wordsmith?

 

Of course it has. MC Norkie G is 100 times the wordsmith, yo. Though I gots to give props to tha Ice, he flows like a harpoon, daily and nightly.

 

(Seriously, what the f*ck kind of lyric is that? "Flows like a harpoon?" What the hell does that mean??)

Like a lyric from Vanilla Ice's mouth, a harpoon flows gracefully through the atmosphere before it ruthlessly plummets deep into your face, leaving a permanent scar.

 

That's how I read it anyway. Thanks for the mad props too.

 

I see an igloo

Her dress is see-through

Her nipples say peek-a-boo

I ride to work on a kangaroo

I use my erect penis to mix stew

I'll wreck your nostrils if you think this is untrue

Cold, it's the part where I change the rhyme

My dark heart rests on a flatline

I haven't breathed since 1979

Keeps my prey guessing till I make them die

Seamless, it's the way whores knit my clothes

I thank them by tying their necks with bows

And putting them under my christmas tree

I awake to find corpses, I'm filled with glee

Santa's been too kind so I slit his throat

I eat roast Claus instead of ham or goat

It's Christmas time so I'm merry

I get that way when I got bodies to bury

The festive season is alive and well

I'll be hinding in your chimney painted a deep shade of hell

Boo, hope I didn't scare you

My apologies, I hope I did 'cause it's just what I do.