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How much does a monkey cost?


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I often call my puppy a monkey, so I pretty much own one too.

 

I basically just bought myself a ticket into the in-crowd with that comment.

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Did you go here to get your monkeys?

 

Who knew it was so easy? :banana:

 

Good Lord... PLEASE someone tell me that web site is a joke... :blink:

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Jeez! Do I start winners or what? I think a monkey costs about the same as a porupine without the quills. At least that is what I was told.

 

 

Why would anyone want to purchase a porcupine without the quills?

 

I would use the quills as giant toothpicks.

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Jeez! Do I start winners or what? I think a monkey costs about the same as a porupine without the quills. At least that is what I was told.

 

 

Why would anyone want to purchase a porcupine without the quills?

 

I would use the quills as giant toothpicks.

 

And floss with it's intestines?

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Did we ever figure out how a monkey did cost?
How a monkey did cost ...what?

 

I think a monkey costs about the same as a porupine without the quills.
If it had quills, would it be a porcupine?

 

I am pretty sure between Wes and I, we could kick your ass. Nahhh, probably not. He's a wimp and I am a lover not a fighter.

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Did we ever figure out how a monkey did cost?
How a monkey did cost ...what?

 

I think a monkey costs about the same as a porupine without the quills.
If it had quills, would it be a porcupine?

 

 

I don't see any problem with what I said. :whistle:

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Did we ever figure out how a monkey did cost?
How a monkey did cost ...what?

 

I think a monkey costs about the same as a porupine without the quills.
If it had quills, would it be a porcupine?

 

I am pretty sure between Wes and I, we could kick your ass. Nahhh, probably not. He's a STUD and I am a lover not a fighter.

 

 

Wow I didn't know you felt that way about me. :screwy:

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Did we ever figure out how a monkey did cost?
How a monkey did cost ...what?

 

I think a monkey costs about the same as a porupine without the quills.
If it had quills, would it be a porcupine?

 

I am pretty sure between Wes and I, we could kick your ass. Nahhh, probably not. He's a STUD and I am a lover not a fighter.

 

 

Wow I didn't know you felt that way about me. :screwy:

 

I can't be silent any longer tiger.

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All this love is great and all, but how much did the monkey cost????

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All this love is great and all, but how much did the monkey cost????

 

 

27 Yen.

Which equals about $2,765.42 in todays deflated dollar?

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I got one off ebay on the weekend for $19. Pick-up only. I picked him up yesterday just to do this. Here we go... wait for it. *monkey scratches head* Oh yeah, I like that. Hey monkey, we're friends, right? Yeah, that's right. We're friends.

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I got one off ebay on the weekend for $19. Pick-up only. I picked him up yesterday just to do this. Here we go... wait for it. *monkey scratches head* Oh yeah, I like that. Hey monkey, we're friends, right? Yeah, that's right. We're friends.

 

 

Geoff are you playing with your Monkey again? :blink:

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I got one off ebay on the weekend for $19. Pick-up only. I picked him up yesterday just to do this. Here we go... wait for it. *monkey scratches head* Oh yeah, I like that. Hey monkey, we're friends, right? Yeah, that's right. We're friends.

 

 

Geoff are you playing with your Monkey again? :blink:

I can't do anything but play with him. But he likes playing with me too. Did you hear? We're friends.

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Ren and Stimpy were a couple of monkies for s short period of time. Crazy kids. "Stimpington, be a good lad and... pass the salt."

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Apprently the reserve bank has rasied interest rates making it near impossible for the average working family to realise the great australian dream of owning their own monkey.

... and being happy.

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