Jersey Shore Shark Attack
Do you really need me to tell you that it's a dumb, dumb, dumb film? The highlight is somebody kicking an obviously foam rubber shark in the face.
Top 5:
Judas Priest/Annihilator - Aston Villa 1991
Saxon - Woverhampton 1993
Within Temptation - Brixton 2011 (?)
Firefest 2009 - (Honeymoon Suite, Romeos Daughter, White Sister, Crown Of Thorns, Airrace, The Poodles. Skipped Drive, She Said and left before FM)
Marshall Law - A pub in Stafford 1993
I've been lucky so far but:
Queensryche - Monsters of Rock 2006.
Had a few glitches in their intro tape so they were already on the back foot. They started strong, though - "Revolution Calling" and "Operation Mindcrime" - then decided to go into "Suite Sister Mary" which was just the wrong song to play for a short festival set. Geoff Tate doing a mime show during the instrumental bits didn't help. They lost my interest and never got it back.
Motorhead - last year.
I saw them in 1998 and they were great but this time around they were just going through the motions. Maybe I just got them on an off night.
Ozzy - Monsters of Rock 1996
Spent way too much time trying to get the crowd going. No energy coming off that stage whatsoever.
My Dying Bride - Bloodstock 2006
Just deeply tedious. I promised myself I'd give them five songs to see if i could get into it. I came close to walking out after two and the only reason I stuck around was that their female keyboard player looked like shemight fall out of her boob tube at some point.
Bumsnogger - Bloodstock Festival 2003
In retrospect, a band called Bumsnogger were always going to be a complete waste of electricity.
Now up to 2009 - Includes Canadian Deathcore (Somehow), hardrocking Swedish girls, Japanese oddness and a Canadian band that suddenly turn into 3 Inches Of Blood right at the end.
http://bigdassorted.blogspot.co.uk/2012/12/the-metal-project-2009.html
I have 3 on the go at the moment:
Robert Jordan - The Dragon Reborn (In a fit of madness I decided to reread the entire Wheel of Time series)
Norah Vincent - Self Made Man (True story - Woman decides to spend a year disguised as a man. Not bad.)
Ian Buxton - Big Gun Monitors (About monitors. With big guns.)