You'd be surprised. When I worked at Kmart I was up to two 40-ouncers of malt liquor a night....I always say my KMart experience gave me 20 extra pounds, a drinking problem, and a thousand percent increase in my hatred for humankind.
...and that "Shirley Shrinkage" superheroine is fucking hilarious. Kmart could never top that.
A buddy of mine drinks at least a case on his days off...and he drives over the road semi.
Who would that be Evil???