metalmaniac777

has the head cold from Hell.

He's my brother, so I guess it's only fitting I be the first to comment on him. Uh, let's see, clearly he's inferior to me in every way, shape, & form except our mutual and equal love of melodic hard rock/metal. Really, does anything more need to be said? I think not.

MJ is the reigning queen of HH. There is no king, because MJ will only settle for Danny Vaughn.

Seriously, how she puts up with all of us I'll never know, but I know why she puts up with me--I have nude pics of her and have threatened to post them in the Major Babeage thread unless she pretends to like me.

Nah, seriously, MJ's a sweetie, and HH wouldn't be the sa

Tim is friendly, knowledgeable, and always ready to help. I have recently benefited tremendously from his knowledge of modern heavy/thrash metal and he's turned me on to some kickass bands. One of the good ones 'round these parts.

Pete's one of the "oldschool" boys who's been hanging 'round here long time...which is a nice way of saying he's old! Seriously, great musician, great guy, great...uh, what else are you great at, Pete? Ha-ha! A diehard, straight-up HH lifer who rocks in ways most of us only dream about.

Geoff...quite possibly the greatest man to walk this earth since Jesus Christ. Handsome beyond description, sexier than an armadillo wearing lingerie, and absolutely impeccable taste in hard rock/metal (except for The Used & Brother Firetribe). Hell yeah, one of the coolest mo'fos lurking on these boads. Pink beverages and naked norks all around!

I admire those who speak their mind in a straight-forward, no-nonsense, zero-B.S. kind of way, and I admire those who have the guts to go against popular opinion, which means I admire Jim. He's almost as cool as me. ;-) Straight up, one of the kickass good guys 'round these parts.

A fellow Christian & fellow hard rocker, Matt is truly a great person, open, honest, & friendly. You just have to forgive him for being an Aussie and thus kind of related to Geoff! ;-) Seriously, one of the good guys around these parts.