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Rick

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  1. Evil, WICKED, Mean and Nasty - Keel
  2. For The Love of MONEY - Bulletboys
  3. A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. "Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?" He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it." "Where shall I put it to get it warm?" She says. He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there. "But what about the smell?" She replies. " I guess you'll have to hold his little nose." The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene..
  4. Winger - Battle Stations - Why the hell did they keep this off of their Best Of cd?
  5. Too Much TIME on My Hands - Styx
  6. I'm going with Firehouse here. That one still gets some spins.
  7. Beat The BULLET - Danger Danger
  8. I was stuck between Crue and Cinderella. I chose the Crue cd. I never even listened to that Crue cd until a couple of years ago, being that Vince wasn't on it. To my surprise, I actually liked it.
  9. I believe #11 was created for Geoff..... International Rules of Manhood 01: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella 02: It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After wrecking your boss' car. d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". e. When she is using her teeth. 03: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 04: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 05: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her. 06: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 07: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. 08: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 09: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. 11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel ..and it's free. 12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything. 16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy. 19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response. 21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights: a. Yeah, Baby, Push it! b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder! c. Another set and we can hit the showers! 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs. 25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26: Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story. 28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever __________________
  10. Dear President Bush: I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following: 1. Free medical care for my entire family. 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not. 3. All government forms need to be printed in English. 4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers. 5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and ! history. 6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down. 7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch. 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services. 9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws. 10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English. 11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals. 12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws. 13. Please tell all the people in the country to be e! xtremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy. 14. Eventually I want to be able to vote and have all election materials and notices sent to me in English with Spanish as a second language.. I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.
  11. Best Post Ever. Thanks Geoff
  12. Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch I keep playing....over and over and over and over and over
  13. In that case, maybe I'll take my time.....
  14. ....but for me, it's still a milestone. Hell, I've been a member here since '02, I just don't "talk" much. The worst part is, I am here every single day. I need to start playing the song game so I can get my threesome with MJ.
  15. I chose Kix and Skid Row. I'm also trying to figure out who Love Life is. Did I miss something?
  16. Great Job Offer A black guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi...You know, I just hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You will have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You will be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You will have a two bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year. The guy says, "You're bullshittin me." The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
  17. Extreme and Heaven's Edge for me. There are a ton of solid choices though.
  18. Ted mounting Robin would have been legendary, no doubt.
  19. I agree, it's definitely one of the best shows on TV. This show, along with 24, make Monday nights the best night for TV. Complete Awesomeness (Yes Jay, you really should sue them)
  20. I dig this one too. It's one of those cd's that make me wonder how I missed them back in the day. Solid from beginning to end.
  21. I'm gonna bump this one. The more I listen to it, the more I agree with HSF. I'll be real surprised if this one doesn't end up in my top 10 when 2006 is over, maybe even top 5. Highly recommended.
  22. Why won't you, or someone else from the Retrospect camp, at least of the balls to admit that Sam screwed up big time? The ignoring the topic and pointing fingers at everyone else crap is getting old. Grow up.
  23. They actually remind of Britney Fox, along with Cinderella of course. The one thing that seems to be missing is the big choruses. Still a solid release.
  24. Roxy Blue for me. That CD is killer. Too bad it was their only one.
  25. Def Leppard, because they are Def Leppard. Shania, because she is smokin' hot!
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