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Let's ask my friend. He has a friend, who has another friend, who should know.

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Call Moe's Tavern in Springfield and ask to speak to Moe. He's been known to deal in pandas and killer whales so I'm sure he could quote you a decent price on a monkey.

 

I'm not going to ask why you want a monkey, because I'm not sure I really want to know. :gone:

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So you're not the front man for some sort of monkey prostitution/porn ring? (PHEW) That's a relief...

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So you're not the front man for some sort of monkey prostitution/porn ring? (PHEW) That's a relief...

 

I didn't say that.

 

Yikes.

 

No, wait, I've got it. You are acting under orders from Eric Brittingham to begin assembling his monkey army that will enable him to take over the world, aren't you? AREN'T YOU????

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So you're not the front man for some sort of monkey prostitution/porn ring? (PHEW) That's a relief...

 

I didn't say that.

 

Yikes.

 

No, wait, I've got it. You are acting under orders from Eric Brittingham to begin assembling his monkey army that will enable him to take over the world, aren't you? AREN'T YOU????

 

I am not at liberty to say at this time. I can say that monkies will fly out your butt though.

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Is this monkey threat real? Should I consider moving permanently to my secret monitoring station on the moon?

 

Where do you think the monkies(<----Is it monkees? Am I a total idiot?) are being imported from?

OMG Not moon monkeys....you...you....evil genius (curses!)

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"Moon Monkeys" would be an excellent name for a band... preferably with Eric Brittingham on bass of course.

 

Please don't make the monkeys fly out of my butt, Eric! I will gladly join your evil team and call you "Master!"

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You're all reading too much into this. I just wonder what the average street perfomer pays for say a run of 1000 silver pressed monkies.

 

 

Is it me or are you poking fun at someone on this board who is trying to find out the cost of releasing some cds in another thread?

 

 

I bow to your brilliance. :bowdown:

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You're all reading too much into this. I just wonder what the average street perfomer pays for say a run of 1000 silver pressed monkies.

 

 

Is it me or are you poking fun at someone on this board who is trying to find out the cost of releasing some cds in another thread?

 

 

I bow to your brilliance. :bowdown:

:rofl2: Obviously too subtle for me to figure out at first!

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Is it me or are you poking fun at someone on this board who is trying to find out the cost of releasing some cds in another thread?

 

 

I bow to your brilliance. :bowdown:

 

I have no idea what you mean, but agree, I am brilliant.

 

:rofl2: Obviously too subtle for me to figure out at first!

 

Can't a man want a monkey?

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Every man should have the right to own a monkey !

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Monkey?

food?

organ grinder?

tiny bellhop uniform?

I think it's fairly obvious.

 

1000 monkees = 1500 gold guineas

food - depends...4 bags of food = 100 guineas, 16 bags of food = 400 guineas

organ grinder = 1-2 guineas per monkey he can make dance

uniform = 50 guineas

 

total - around 2000 guineas

 

If you think ANY monkey owner spends more on a monkey then what I stated to do silly dances you are nuts sir.

 

Keep in mind it's more complicated than throwing a hat on a chimp. ;)

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Monkey?

food?

organ grinder?

tiny bellhop uniform?

I think it's fairly obvious.

 

1000 monkees = 1500 gold guineas

food - depends...4 bags of food = 100 guineas, 16 bags of food = 400 guineas

organ grinder = 1-2 guineas per monkey he can make dance

uniform = 50 guineas

 

total - around 2000 guineas

 

If you think ANY monkey owner spends more on a monkey then what I stated to do silly dances you are nuts sir.

 

Keep in mind it's more complicated than throwing a hat on a chimp. ;)

 

 

I still don't buy it.

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If I had a monkey I would take him to the beach with me and we would sit there together and pick out a pelican. Once we both found a pelican we liked we'd live in it's beak.

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If I had a monkey I would take him to the beach with me and we would sit there together and pick out a pelican. Once we both found a pelican we liked we'd live in it's beak.

 

What if the pelican had lazer eyes? Better yet what if the monkey and the pelican had lazer eyes. I do agree it would be fun to be inside a pelican's beak when it does one of those awesome dives for a fish.

 

Didn't Nick own a monkey when he was a pirate? Did you pay for that one, Nick, or did you summon it?

 

I believe he pillaged that from a lusty wench.

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Okay, cool. I've been known to pillage love from a lusty wench, but never a monkey.

 

I don't think any moment in a pelican's beak would ever be dull.

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