What's spinnin' in Geoff's head

[Geoff]

Okay guys and gal, I have been so inspired by Metal Jay's awesome thread, fighting for victory over Freaky's thread, that I've decided to go head to head with the 'What's spinnin in your CD player' thread.

 

I am so convinced, that with the amount of replies I get on all my other posts, this is bound to be a winner!

 

So here I go... what's going on in Geoff's head...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Geoff]

I envision my hungry face wedged between two large breasts.

 

I also envision this being the least successful thread in the history of computers, the internet, Simple Simon, meat pies and calf muscles.

[JustJason]

Boobies

[Geoff]

A couple of guys were sitting around a melting ice cube...

 

You look odd.

 

Why thank you.

 

That makes me happy.

 

Well f*ck you then, I was only trying to wreck your day!

 

Well you failed.

 

I also think you failed.

 

You're an asshole.

 

No I'm not, I'm angelic.

 

I said you're a f*ckwit, now listen to me.

 

F*ck off!

[Geoff]

What an embarrassing thread.

 

Why, because I like to dance?

 

Yes, and I like to rock n'roll all night.

 

I, quite frankly, prefer metal.

 

I shoot musicians.

 

Why?

 

Because I serve the lord of Dance.

 

Bullshit.

 

Kiss my ass.

 

Why the would I do that?

 

Because I'd cheer for you if you did.

[Geoff]

Well then, Merry Christmas!

 

I'll drink to that.

 

Now that I have nothing left to do but drink after my computer froze on me.

 

You're f*cking insane!

 

Don't call me that.

 

Why, because you're not as cool as me.

 

Of course not, poofter.

 

I'll drink to that too!

 

I will fight you for that drink, scrotum muncher.

 

I already drank it.

 

Well, f*ck you then.

[Geoff]

Honestly, this is the gayest thing I ever saw.

 

Yeah, I'm leaving.

 

Not before I do this to your noggin.

 

That was awesome, and I like to rock.

 

Please assist me in exiting this thread.

 

I doubt anyone will ever see it, or I'm sure it'd be take over.

 

Yeah, the Simpsons are pretty funn,y hey?

 

What the f*ck are you talking about?

 

I don't know, but it's making me think.

 

What, about me slicing your balls off?

 

No, just about me bouncing around like a toss pot.

[Geoff]

You are so f*cking lame.

 

I know, and about as funny as a turd in your meat pie.

 

Yep, you're just a f*cking loser.

 

I'll jump to that too!

 

I'll ninja your ass if you do that again.

 

What if I do this?

 

Well, that's out of left-field.

 

You're such a pole licker!

 

Allow me to fend you off before you try to lick my pole.

 

What horse shit!

[Geoff]

This is boring, but I like to watch anyway.

 

Well, you're pretty messed then. This makes me sick!

 

This makes me so sick I'll come and tell you about it.

 

Wow, that was actually quite funny to see you vomitted upon.

 

Yeah, I liked it too!

 

You guys are f*cked.

 

Holy shit I agree!!!

 

Silence, you.

 

You f*ckers creating such a ruckus, f*ck off!!!

 

Surely this is an error.

 

Piss off.

[Geoff]

Well, I think we can all agree... I love titties!!!

 

Cheers to that.

 

I'm a little worried.

 

I'm just f*cked.

 

I ignore all of you because you have walruses up your asses.

 

Hooray to that!

 

Honestly, what is this?

 

I'm not sure, but I love Geoff.

 

WTF??? Why???

 

Because he has huge balls and a bigger love pencil.

 

And he's really cool.

[Geoff]

Sorry, tried to fit all that in one post, didn't work. Free time at work?!

 

You can't be serious, flat out always...

[Geoff]

Boobies

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Correct. Okay, now that we're done here... next thread...

[Geoff]

I did lend a moment or two to thinking about vaginas at lunch. It was nice.

[Geoff]

Geoff's been thinking about white bikinis this afternoon and how they look once the lady in question has been swimming.

 

He's now excited because it's time to go home. As it is 36 degrees celcius outside he is going for a swim when he gets home... with his girl... and hopefully we can find her a white bikini.

 

Peace out bruthers and sistaz.

[Dave]

Geoff , obviously your Doctor did not warn you what would happen if you stopped taking your medication

[Wotty]

Dearie me,what a thread !!!!

[Geoff]

Geoff , obviously your Doctor did not warn you what would happen if you stopped taking your  medication  

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I am my own medication.

[Geoff]

Dearie me,what a thread !!!!        

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'Tis quite brilliant, isn't it.

[Geoff]

Only two replies overnight? Damn.

 

I thought the thought provoking nature of this thread would have inspired all kinds of hypotheses, equations, masturbation and titillation.

 

As has been seen above, I will personally see to it that all replies are individually responded to by my friendly self. I welcome visitors, viewers, new lovers and astronomers.

 

What's on my mind this morning?

 

Not much, mostly work and the beach. I'd love a surf now - it's so hot... but that lovely breast in the corner of my mind still overpowers all else and I'd also love some sex now - in the water. Let's see what the day brings for me.

[Geoff]

It's almost lunch time and I'm really, really hungry. This sexy young thing keeps walking around the office in that damn tight top, stimulating my sexual appetite too. I'm still thinking about the ocean also, and munching carpet.

[swriter]

Hot shot---again

Change of Heart---again and again

Place Vendome- again and again and again

Blanc Faces--again and again and again and again

 

the cds in the car the past two days!!!

[Geoff]

Hot shot---again

Change of Heart---again and again

Place Vendome- again and again and again

Blanc Faces--again and again and again and again

 

the cds in the car the past two days!!!

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LOL! I think I caught you unaware mate - stole your post intended for another thread. Damn I'm a tricky bastard, like a venus fly-trap or something...

 

BTW, because this is a general music discussion, that's a great list there. Blanc Faces is still my fave melodic rock CD of the year, Hot Shot is probably sitting at 2nd and I believe Place Vendome is 4th behind Airless. Change of Heart is a great one, but a bit higher up the list. Great selection, though.

[Nick C]

There is a fine line between madness and....something else.....I forget I think it's great big madness, anyway I think this falls into the great big madness category.

 

Has too much of the lovely Aussie sun affected Geoff's usually razor sharp mind?? Maybe he needs to come over to the U.K. to freeze his brain a little and cool it down??

 

Keep a watch as we follow his descent into total insanity, the tears, the laughter, the itching ....... oh the humanity .

[Geoff]

There is a fine line between madness and....something else.....I forget I think it's great big madness, anyway I think this falls into the great big madness category.

 

Has too much of the lovely Aussie sun affected Geoff's usually razor sharp mind??  Maybe he needs to come over to the U.K. to freeze his brain a little and cool it down?? 

 

Keep a watch as we follow his descent into total insanity, the tears, the laughter, the itching ....... oh the humanity  .

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Thanks for the encouraging words, Nick C. I'm pretty excited, I must admit. I only have 473 more pages to go until I catch up with the 'What's spinnin' in your CD player' thread. I'm gaining by the second...

 

BTW, I'm a little offended that you think my razor sharp mind has been affected. You must have missed my witty use of all the emoticons above...

[Geoff]

Geoff's not in his best mood today. It's Friday so he should be happy, but he's just pissed off. He understands at a higher level daily that women are just odd - to put it mildly.

 

He wonders to himself... 'What the f*ck do they actually get out of the "silent treatment" and not telling their partner what is up?'

 

He strolls the streets, swims the deepest oceans, knocks on doors... if he were in a song. But he's not. He's just at work, with heaps to do and no will to do it so he's just miserable. He doesn't like to feel this way.

 

Plus, he's really, really f*cking tired as he was still up at 2:00am this morning.

 

Geoff is sad.