The Worst Movie in Human History?

[metalmaniac777]

If we're allowed to count obscure, direct-to-video crap, then I have to go with "The Terror Within." A co-worker, upon hearing of my love for gory horror movies, bet me $5 I couldn't watch the whole thing in one sitting. Well, he's now $5 richer, because it took me three sittings to endure the torture of watching this video.

 

Now, if you want to just talk mainstream, then I'm going with the hugely overrated "The Missing," that revisionist western starring Tommy Lee Jones. Good Lord, spending 2+ hours having my nuts prodded with burning torches by a mob of midgets would be preferable to suffering through that film again.

 

Now, for those dissing on "Evil Dead"...

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See what you started, Jay? 

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This was right before I left for vacation. Look at all I missed as well!

 

I feel left out of all the fun stuff.....

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Acetaminophen Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Arse

Acetaminophen Jones and the Temple of Poon

Acetaminophen Jones and the Mast Needs Laid

 

 

 

Sorry, had to get at least one entry into the fray.

[SEYHEYKID]

Acetaminophen Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Arse

Acetaminophen Jones and the Temple of Poon

Acetaminophen Jones and the Mast Needs Laid

 

 

 

Sorry, had to get at least one entry into the fray.

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Don't forget about his cousin..........

 

Ibuprofen Williams starring in "Shaving Ryans Privates"

[Bubbasmama]

Ibuprofen Williams starring in "Shaving Ryans Privates"

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Oh God....that's funny!!!

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Ibuprofen Williams starring in "Shaving Ryans Privates"

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Oh God....that's funny!!!

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[Bubbasmama]

Ibuprofen Williams starring in "Shaving Ryans Privates"

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Oh God....that's funny!!!

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Ohhhhhhhhhh.....I'm sorry!!........yours was funny too!!! {{hugs}}

 

For some reason...his just made me spit my Pepsi!!!

[hsf]

Ohhhhhhhhhh.....I'm sorry!!........yours was funny too!!!  {{hugs}}

 

For some reason...his just made me spit my Pepsi!!!

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That's OK. I didn't mean to make you have to come up with a response to cover up the fact that mine were stupid.

 

I'm going to my room to cry now. Everyone have a good New Year (especially YOU, Mr. I'm-So-Funny-With-My-Made-Up-Porn-Movie-Titles SHK!)

[Bubbasmama]

Ohhhhhhhhhh.....I'm sorry!!........yours was funny too!!!   {{hugs}}

 

For some reason...his just made me spit my Pepsi!!!

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That's OK. I didn't mean to make you have to come up with a response to cover up the fact that mine were stupid.

 

I'm going to my room to cry now. Everyone have a good New Year (especially YOU, Mr. I'm-So-Funny-With-My-Made-Up-Porn-Movie-Titles SHK!)

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CUT THAT OUT!!!!!!! Now the Pepsi went up my nose!!! That HURTS!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Askar]

I would have to say one of the worst movies I ever saw was "Star Night" starring Harvey Keitel. Must have been one of his first movies. GOD AWFULL piece of crap. Plus, he actually shows his naked ass in the movie. Even more GOD AWFULL!!!

 

 

I would, like many on here, take exception to the Fifth Element being on a worst movie list. Just that little white belt outfit Milla wore makes it a classic movie.

[Rob Babcock]

Star Knight, actually, but yeah a total pos.

[Evil Rick]

I would have to say one of the worst movies I ever saw was "Star Night" starring Harvey Keitel.  Must have been one of his first movies.  GOD  AWFULL piece of crap. Plus, he actually shows his naked ass in the movie. 

Then you definitely wouldn't want to see Bad Lieutenant starring Keitel. If I remember correctly he does a full frontal nude scene.

[Blue Charvel]

Then you definitely wouldn't want to see Bad Lieutenant starring Keitel.  If I remember correctly he does a full frontal nude scene.

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Isn't that what was so "bad" about it?

[JLPRocks]

Seriously though....I remember a movie called "Hardware" that I thought was absolute shit when I saw it in the theater...and I'm a 'movie' person...very hard to get me to 'hate' something....but I hated that one....

[Jimbo]

Seriously though....I remember a movie called "Hardware" that I thought was absolute shit when I saw it in the theater...and I'm a 'movie' person...very hard to get me to 'hate' something....but I hated that one....

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Wasn't that the one with Dylan McDermott? That was definitely a dog. I rented it, watched it for ten minutes, then immediately drove it back to the store to get something different.

[JLPRocks]

Yep...I believe it was....

 

Uggggggghhhhhh

[Stevie St Ford]

Any of The Matrix films, absolute tosh...

[gener8tr]

I'd rather have a root canal without novicaine before watching the following again:

 

NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS

[hsf]

Guess it doesn't need to be mentioned here since it's not the worst in Human History, but at least for whenever it came out ('02, '03?), The Sweetest Thing gets a negative vote from me.

 

Most of it wasn't actually a bad movie, but, the two musical scenes totally didn't fit in with the concept of the movie and the ending left way too much to be desired to actually be considered a good movie.

[Blue Charvel]

I seem to remember Weekend at Bernie's 2 being a real classic as well...

[doc]

Born on the Fourth of July

Homer and Eddie

 

Worst 2 movies I have ever tried to sit through, couldn't do it.

[Christine]

Born on the Fourth of July

 

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Really??? Granted, it was long... but it was a pretty damn good movie!

[cook_jaime]

I'll go with Saving Silverman and any of the LOTR movies. I just don't get them.

[Dusty]

I'll go with Saving Silverman and any of the LOTR movies.  I just don't get them.

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WTF!!! LOTR is brilliant, the best movie series from the last... I don't know how long. Probably the best movie trilogy since the original Star Wars (one of the better anyway).

 

Don't know Saving Silverman, but the title sucks, so probably the movie too

[jason (FA-Q)]

Don't bother seeing 'Shaun Of The Dead'. It's not as great as I thought it would be.

 

 

Going to watch A vs P this weekend sometime.... Hope it's good?