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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

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Or he's a member of her record label's "street team" sent into our midst undercover to find out if rockers would buy one of her records... ;)

 

There ya go, Sherlock.......I think you nailed it..... :lol:

 

 

If that is the case, I pity him when he has to report back to his bosses on his progress...

 

"Well, sir.. um... they seem to hate Mariah's music, but they love her, um... norks."

 

"Norks? What's a Nork?"

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aMetalhead1966 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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Or he's a member of her record label's "street team" sent into our midst undercover to find out if rockers would buy one of her records... ;)

 

There ya go, Sherlock.......I think you nailed it..... :lol:

 

 

If that is the case, I pity him when he has to report back to his bosses on his progress...

 

"Well, sir.. um... they seem to hate Mariah's music, but they love her, um... norks."

 

"Norks? What's a Nork?"

:rofl2: Man you got a way with words!!!LOL!!!!
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People, people, in the words of "Malibu's Most Wanted," "Don't be hatin'!"

This thread was more fun when people were posting hot pictures of Mariah Carey!

I'm all for fun!!

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aMetalhead1966 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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People, people, in the words of "Malibu's Most Wanted," "Don't be hatin'!"

This thread was more fun when people were posting hot pictures of Mariah Carey!

I'm all for fun!!

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:blink: She looks good in those pics.....

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66 mustang 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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Maybe she and Pat Boone could do a Metal Duet album..Polka style!!

And we could get Kiss to play on it...Moby to Produce...

 

NO! No Polka duets! People around here have a tendency to "struggle" with Polka music! Nothing good could come of that!

Exaclty....as is the Idea of Mariah doing a Rock/Metal album. She doesn't have it in her.

She Will NEVER be able to do even AOR,ain't gonna happen.Rock is Greasy, Dirty,Rude

Loud..all the things she isn't. And on a personal note I never thought she was any

thing to look at..IMO.

She isn't anything special to look at for me either.

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

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LOL! You got it all wrong... I posted this thread just for fun! :lol: But believe what you want to of course. We are all entitled to have our own opinion.

 

I just wanted to know your thoughts...

 

I like Mariah Carey and this Rock music! :drink:

 

 

Hey, Mike, just messin' with ya man... although if and when Mariah Carey's new CD comes out and it's all covers of '80s hair metal songs, I hope she mentions the Heavy Harmonies weirdos in the thanks list for the "inspiration."

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Blue Charvel 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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LOL! You got it all wrong... I posted this thread just for fun! :lol: But believe what you want to of course. We are all entitled to have our own opinion.

 

I just wanted to know your thoughts...

 

I like Mariah Carey and this Rock music! :drink:

 

 

Hey, Mike, just messin' with ya man... although if and when Mariah Carey's new CD comes out and it's all covers of '80s hair metal songs, I hope she mentions the Heavy Harmonies weirdos in the thanks list for the "inspiration."

 

:agree: That would only be fair... ;)

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

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Has anybody seen Mariah's new Pepsi commercial? Lord have mercy, she looks good...

 

For that matter, has anybody seen that Mike Tuinstra guy who started this thread?? Just when we were starting to have fun he disappeared. Maybe his overlords at the major label and told him to quit wasting his time with us? ;)

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aMetalhead1966 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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Has anybody seen Mariah's new Pepsi commercial? Lord have mercy, she looks good...

 

For that matter, has anybody seen that Mike Tuinstra guy who started this thread?? Just when we were starting to have fun he disappeared. Maybe his overlords at the major label and told him to quit wasting his time with us? ;)

:rofl2: Probably true...

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Has anybody seen Mariah's new Pepsi commercial? Lord have mercy, she looks good...

 

For that matter, has anybody seen that Mike Tuinstra guy who started this thread?? Just when we were starting to have fun he disappeared. Maybe his overlords at the major label and told him to quit wasting his time with us? ;)

 

 

I thought he was Mariah Carey because he sure did get defensive everytime someone said anything bad about her. :P

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

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Has anybody seen Mariah's new Pepsi commercial? Lord have mercy, she looks good...

 

For that matter, has anybody seen that Mike Tuinstra guy who started this thread?? Just when we were starting to have fun he disappeared. Maybe his overlords at the major label and told him to quit wasting his time with us? ;)

 

 

I thought he was Mariah Carey because he sure did get defensive everytime someone said anything bad about her. :P

 

Either that or a member of Mariah's immediate family, cuz yea, his claws came OUT whenever somebody bashed on her! MEEE-YOW!! :) I'm surprised he hung around as long as he did...

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

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I guess he/she is plotting it's revenge....Thrash Metal Mariah Style!!!

 

Everybody's doin' the Mariah Carey Waltz...kick your friend in the head and have a ball... :)

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I guess he/she is plotting it's revenge....Thrash Metal Mariah Style!!!

 

Everybody's doin' the Mariah Carey Waltz...kick your friend in the head and have a ball... :)

:rofl2: !!Or ...Raining Mariahhhh ... Mariah of Puppets.....Symphony of Mariah...
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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

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You had to get me going didn't you Metalhead?? :)

 

Seasons in the Mariah

 

Mariah Sells But Who's Buying

 

The Mariah Has Failed

 

Among the Mariah

 

Spreading the Mariah

 

Doomsday for the Mariah

 

Mariah In Hell

 

Something Mariah This Way Comes

 

Lights...Camera...Mariah

 

Vulgar Display of Mariah

 

Speak Mariah or Die

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aMetalhead1966 87 Platinum Records and a Drug Addiction to Match

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You had to get me going didn't you Metalhead?? :)

 

Seasons in the Mariah

 

Mariah Sells But Who's Buying

 

The Mariah Has Failed

 

Among the Mariah

 

Spreading the Mariah

 

Doomsday for the Mariah

 

Mariah In Hell

 

Something Mariah This Way Comes

 

Lights...Camera...Mariah

 

Vulgar Display of Mariah

 

Speak Mariah or Die

Of Course!! I knew You'd come up with the Goods!!!

Okay so....

Screaming for Mariah

Piece of Mariah....!?!?!?

Mariah Health

Delirious Mariah

Back In Mariah...!!!!

Mariah and Children First

Somewhere in Mariah

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

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I wouldn't mind a "Piece of Mariah." A "Vulgar Display of Mariah" sounds pretty good too now that I think about it ;)

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

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Any minute now I'm waiting for that Tuinstra guy to come back and give us both the finger :)

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Fat Freddy My Knobs Go to 11

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Somewhere in Mariah

 

I can think of a few places I'd like to be in Mariah. :D

 

Join the club brotha Geoff! :)

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Evil Rick Playing Madison Square Gardens

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Just to remind you guys, Mariah does read this site and seeing people make fun of her could cause her to decide not to record the hard rock album she has been planning for so long. Shame on you! :tsk:

 

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